Cally Specht
@limelight62.bsky.social
Disabled woman, Fan of Charlie Chaplin, Movies. Sci-Fi. Advocate for the Disability Community as well as the LGBTQ2 Community and huge reader of many genres. Volunteer Teacher of ESL.
She/Her.
She/Her.
Little Tommy wanted the game Battleship for Christmas.
Some stores carry it and some don’t. It’s hit or miss
Some stores carry it and some don’t. It’s hit or miss
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Little Tommy wanted the game Battleship for Christmas.
Some stores carry it and some don’t. It’s hit or miss
Some stores carry it and some don’t. It’s hit or miss
I tried to take a picture of a wheat field, but it turned out grainy.
December 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I tried to take a picture of a wheat field, but it turned out grainy.
What are the best Christmas sweaters made from?
Fleece Navidad
Fleece Navidad
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
What are the best Christmas sweaters made from?
Fleece Navidad
Fleece Navidad
Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
HeHe.
HeHe.
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
HeHe.
HeHe.
Why was the letter "E" the only letter to get a present from Santa?
Because all the other letters were not-E!
Because all the other letters were not-E!
December 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Why was the letter "E" the only letter to get a present from Santa?
Because all the other letters were not-E!
Because all the other letters were not-E!
Carl’s handed him two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"
He said, "I'd take either oar."
He said, "I'd take either oar."
December 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Carl’s handed him two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"
He said, "I'd take either oar."
He said, "I'd take either oar."
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house!
Nothing, it’s on the house!
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house!
Nothing, it’s on the house!
What do you get when you cross a Christmas Tree and an iPad?
A Pineapple
A Pineapple
December 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What do you get when you cross a Christmas Tree and an iPad?
A Pineapple
A Pineapple
A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s complaining of a sore knee.
The doctor asked him. “Have you tried icing it?”
The doctor asked him. “Have you tried icing it?”
December 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s complaining of a sore knee.
The doctor asked him. “Have you tried icing it?”
The doctor asked him. “Have you tried icing it?”
how did Rudolph do on his report card?
He did well at math, but he went down in history!
He did well at math, but he went down in history!
December 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
how did Rudolph do on his report card?
He did well at math, but he went down in history!
He did well at math, but he went down in history!
Why do pirates make terrible singers?
They can’t hit the high seas!
They can’t hit the high seas!
December 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Why do pirates make terrible singers?
They can’t hit the high seas!
They can’t hit the high seas!
Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage?
It was wrong on so many levels.
It was wrong on so many levels.
December 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage?
It was wrong on so many levels.
It was wrong on so many levels.
What do you call a broke Santa?
Saint Nickeless
Saint Nickeless
December 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What do you call a broke Santa?
Saint Nickeless
Saint Nickeless
If afraid of Santa maybe you are clausphobic!!!
And his little helpers would be subordinate clauses...
And his little helpers would be subordinate clauses...
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If afraid of Santa maybe you are clausphobic!!!
And his little helpers would be subordinate clauses...
And his little helpers would be subordinate clauses...
Last night the Smith family watched Santa Claus: The Movie.
The reasons are elf-explanatory.
The reasons are elf-explanatory.
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Last night the Smith family watched Santa Claus: The Movie.
The reasons are elf-explanatory.
The reasons are elf-explanatory.
“May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live”. Irish Toast.
“Bread, Cinnamon, Eggs and Maple Syrup”. French Toast
“Bread, Cinnamon, Eggs and Maple Syrup”. French Toast
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live”. Irish Toast.
“Bread, Cinnamon, Eggs and Maple Syrup”. French Toast
“Bread, Cinnamon, Eggs and Maple Syrup”. French Toast
Today's word of the day is:
Deduct
As in while making canard a l'orange, the oven got dirty, so it had to be deduct!
Deduct
As in while making canard a l'orange, the oven got dirty, so it had to be deduct!
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Today's word of the day is:
Deduct
As in while making canard a l'orange, the oven got dirty, so it had to be deduct!
Deduct
As in while making canard a l'orange, the oven got dirty, so it had to be deduct!
Santa fired an elf for openly defying all established elf guidelines.
Does that make the elf a rebel without a Claus?
Does that make the elf a rebel without a Claus?
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Santa fired an elf for openly defying all established elf guidelines.
Does that make the elf a rebel without a Claus?
Does that make the elf a rebel without a Claus?
Peter rescued a cow from a slaughterhouse.
He named him Jake from Steak Farm.
He named him Jake from Steak Farm.
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Peter rescued a cow from a slaughterhouse.
He named him Jake from Steak Farm.
He named him Jake from Steak Farm.
If Andy of Mayberry's aunt was a Russian spy and no one knew, she would be A cagey Bea!!!
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If Andy of Mayberry's aunt was a Russian spy and no one knew, she would be A cagey Bea!!!
I know this fellow who owns a John Deere farm dealership and is often criticized for his questionable business practices.
He has detractors.
He has detractors.
December 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I know this fellow who owns a John Deere farm dealership and is often criticized for his questionable business practices.
He has detractors.
He has detractors.
If you are addicted to writing fairy tales, you may be in a Grimm situation
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If you are addicted to writing fairy tales, you may be in a Grimm situation
What kind of baker is a deep thinker?
A phyllo-sopher!
A phyllo-sopher!
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
What kind of baker is a deep thinker?
A phyllo-sopher!
A phyllo-sopher!
A bunch of pigs decided to hold a Christmas party and sing carols: beginning with. I’ll be ham for Xmas.
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
A bunch of pigs decided to hold a Christmas party and sing carols: beginning with. I’ll be ham for Xmas.
Tom asked his smartphone what to do when he felt sleepy in the middle of the day!
Turns out there is a nap for that!
Turns out there is a nap for that!
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Tom asked his smartphone what to do when he felt sleepy in the middle of the day!
Turns out there is a nap for that!
Turns out there is a nap for that!