im boiling in a vat of lava

you're missing out on Metroid's latest masterpiece

What makes it sound stupid? The intros of Half-Life 1 & 2 both feature a failed science experiment, resulting in sporadic teleportation. I'd like to think failed teleportation experiments are on brand for Black Mesa.

roger that

Nintendo choosing not to advertise Metroid in every way conceivable

oh thank you!