Girl marking me in adult league soccer spent the whole 50 minutes kicking the shit out of me knowing the ref wouldn't call shit. Next morning my dentist tells me I have mouth cancer.
Real high and low 24 hours.

It's easy to sit back and criticize without offering a possible solution so that's exactly what I am going to do. Words to live by.

Black Diamond Ski Slopes are rather named shit like "Orphan Maker"/"Deathkiller", or like "Serenity"/"Solitude".

Murder mystery for dogs be like, "Despite you're perfectly disguised scent, I could tell you and the culprit are one in the same because you both looked exactly alike".

I hate when you are doing something that you know is a bad idea and someone explains to you why it is a bad idea. Like yes, I know you are trying to help but I am not doing this out of ignorance, I am doing this because I think I can get away with it.

Alright time to see how long I can go without tweeting about m*elee