limitedoranges.bsky.social
limitedoranges.bsky.social
limitedoranges.bsky.social
@limitedoranges.bsky.social
"zero food waste" but won't eat a hotdog? fake woke
"it's a fallacy to say something is bad just cus a bad person likes it"
"okay but all these n*zis seem to be really into this thing so i think maybe its a n*zi thing"
does anyone ever think about how a lot of the "logical fallacies" we learned in english class are actually reasonable to use in a lot of cases? like:
"you're a bad roommate, you forgot to do the dishes >:("
"okay, and your boyfriend is a n*zi, what now?"
June 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
i still think the funniest era for me is when i spent a year strongly considering becoming a nun, then during a catholic retreat they were planning to pray over all the people "called by god" but they started talking about the "sacrifice" it takes and i was like... oh... i guess im just queer
June 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
motherfucking criminal minds serial killers always have their murder shed near airports
June 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
working at a catholic hospital means ive stopped swearing and replaced it with blasphemy, no saint is safe, i will curse with them all
June 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
ACAB includes the cop inside you that's telling you not to pick your nose and eat it
May 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"scantily clad" is the next "cunty" im calling it now
May 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
back on my criminal minds grind, love a good copagana
May 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"i want to experience this city like a local"
okay, then you're gonna have to argue with the evangelical preacher outside the used videogame store
May 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
so cis women with periods have to spend half their 15 minute break changing their pad? that's fucked up

im single btw
May 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
my spending tracking app when i transfer money into my savings account:
YOU'RE POOR! YOU ARE SO FUCKING POOR! WHY DID YOU DO THAT! NOW YOU HAVE NO MONEY
May 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
my propaganda is working, my parents intend to let the wild strawberry bushes grow
May 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
saw a man going for a run w his poodle 💀
May 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
there is not a single american army propaganda film that has made me anywhere nearly as emotional as the last of us s2e2
May 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"I'm an alpha male"
hi yes? HR? this guy's talking about the omegaverse at work!
May 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
if the catholic church doesnt want to die out, they need a woke pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
gay people are just like "yeah I'll join the rowing team"
May 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
rewatching young royals cus the playlist eats is normal
May 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the hottest take I'll ever have is that if you hover when you use public toilets you should lift the toilet seat to pee
May 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime
IM SO SWEATY PLEASE DEAR GOD SOMEONE MAKE THE KITCHEN AND DISH ROOM INTO A WIND TUNNEL
May 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It's been really humbling to find out i have resting deer-in-the-headlights face
May 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
i feel like jesus the way the marks from my tb test seem to be here to stay
May 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
you may be willing to die 💀 for your country 🪖
but are you willing to serve🕺for your community 🍽️
May 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
did my first eight hour shift in a while and I really do understand why the birth rate is so low
April 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
[halfway through a book written by a queer person] OOOOOH it's about the damaging aspects of modern Christianity
April 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
not to be woke (i love being woke) but i just got 100% on the anti-black racism in canada training module i had to do for work
April 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM