I want a giant lifeguard esc tower put in the middle of strip mall parking lots that I get to lord over like a mad max villain and maybe my minions could be the cart narc guys to scream at peoples shitty parking

Never once did I struggle reading out loud, came out the womb perfect and eloquently spoken

I’m trying to re-home a small poodle that barks a LOT. If interested let me know and I'II hop over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.