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they did what to the chiefs
top stories section in Google shows a new york times article with the title "jaguars edge chiefs, patrick mahomes on miracle Trevor lawrence TD: live updates and..."
October 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
limp.bsky.social
Silvio Dante from Sopranos saying "it's anti-italian discrimination"
December 9, 2024 at 7:39 PM
limp.bsky.social
weird al has never looked more baldurs gate 3
Weird Al
November 30, 2024 at 4:59 PM
limp.bsky.social
Gavin Newsom looks like he's dined on human flesh
California governor Gavin Newsom
November 29, 2024 at 4:18 AM
limp.bsky.social
sproingbulb
a doodle of spongebob
November 26, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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screenshot I took from a tiktok that says "1. Jesus wasn't hung"
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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becoming a retvrn guy but for this kind of thing
a classic station wagon
November 17, 2024 at 9:50 PM
limp.bsky.social
pee pee poo poo
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #120,568, limp bsky ‪@limp.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 12, 2023"
September 24, 2024 at 12:52 AM
limp.bsky.social
before you dm just know I'm built like this
Patrick from SpongeBob in that scene where he says "just call me daddy!"
June 16, 2024 at 10:27 PM
limp.bsky.social
I love shopping at asexual hardware
the ace hardware logo
June 10, 2024 at 12:33 AM
limp.bsky.social
this dude looks like joker without the makeup. this dude has tasted human flesh
image of Gavin Newsome
February 17, 2024 at 3:38 AM
limp.bsky.social
I'm told it's tit Tuesday time to post great tits
image of a great tit
February 13, 2024 at 4:18 PM
limp.bsky.social
honey would you please suckle my penis
a screenshot of the honeysuckle article on Wikipedia
February 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
limp.bsky.social
ugh why can't gay ppl just say it's a nice plant
a screenshot of the Wikipedia article for motherwort
February 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
limp.bsky.social
the crab rangoon fandom is dying! reskeet if you're a true gooner
an image of crab rangoon and some sweet and sour sauce
February 7, 2024 at 2:45 PM
limp.bsky.social
the title card of "are you smarter than a 5th grader" except it's been edited to say "are you smarter than 5 gay rats? "
February 6, 2024 at 7:46 PM
limp.bsky.social
an image of mug root beer with text overlaid: "yeah you could say I have a porn addiction. An addiction to porn myself another glass of MUG Root Beer"
February 1, 2024 at 8:34 PM
limp.bsky.social
chester lying on his cat tree a little askew chester lying on his cat tree a little askew with his nose in his paw
February 1, 2024 at 7:54 PM
limp.bsky.social
thumbnail of a YouTube video titled "yogurt male affirmations | unlock your power [asmr]. Pictured is a guy in a suit eating yogurt. There is text overlaid saying "unlock your inner yogurt male." The video is 7:41 long
February 1, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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chester lying on his side on a blue rug
December 26, 2023 at 4:42 AM
limp.bsky.social
the idf whenever one of their soldiers bites it
meme of David Schwimmer pointing and saying "get a load of this guy"
November 16, 2023 at 3:18 PM
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know what I mean
limp bsky with his hair flopped to the side like a dingus
November 3, 2023 at 5:49 PM
limp.bsky.social
here's my guy chester
my orange-and-white cat chester
October 9, 2023 at 11:37 PM
limp.bsky.social
sure buddy
headline from Barron's magazine saying "tesla stock is falling. China is the reason"
September 23, 2023 at 12:40 PM
limp.bsky.social
looks like cunt's back on the menu boys
uruk that says "looks like meat's back on the menu boys" from the first LOTR film
September 22, 2023 at 1:34 AM