Guardian begging readers to take out subscriptions vs Harlan Coben laughing all the way to the bank. Who's the loser here?
And whatever they've got against Sam Claflin just makes them look stupid.

He is not "hilariously named 'Laz". His name is Joel Lazarus and Laz is a nickname. But for that you'd actually have to watch the series instead of signalling how high-brow you are.
Sam Claflin's acting is not 'dreadful'. You are wrong.

And hopefully more good stuff is yet to come.