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Lindsey Carmela
@lindseycarmela.bsky.social
Author, gardener, cat mom, witchy af
My friends, Gen Z: I implore you, do *not* smoke sprayed packs. Don’t smoke fake weed, Frankenterps or distillate. Don’t do it.

Choose: Regenerative weed. Living soil. Organic methods. Rosin. Water hash. Solventless. Grow your own. 🪴

Love, your Millennial stoner friend.
April 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s time.
February 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
everyone’s always like “weed causes memory loss” and I’m like no that’s the trauma, babe.
February 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
2025 will be a pivot point for the #cannabis industry.

I can’t wait to witness power shifting back to the people via home grow, more direct-to-consumer, & censorship-free media.

What’s this feeling, dare I say, hope?

@rollingstone.com @2fast4buds.com www.rollingstone.com/culture-coun...
5 Weed Trends To Look For in the Future
The cannabis industry has been on a rough ride for the past few years. Sales are down in some of the nation's most prolific markets, including Washington and Colorado.
www.rollingstone.com
February 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
New York has sold $1 billion worth of legal weed.
January 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Unpopular opinion: I should be able to smoke weed everywhere.
January 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Sativa sun, Indica moon, hybrid rising.
January 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Texas aims to prohibit sex toys.

It’s gotten so bad in America, you can’t even go fuck yourself.
Selling sex toys at Target, Walmart sexualizes kids, says proposed ban's sponsor
State Rep. Hillary Hickland introduced House Bill 1549 to restrict sex toy sales to sexually oriented businesses.
www.expressnews.com
January 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
When he gives you weed he grew.
January 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Giving America one last shot like it’s an abusive boyfriend.
January 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If the world’s ending, might as well smoke the best 🥦 possible.

My latest in @leafly ft. John Connor from @teamelitegenetics 🔥

www.leafly.com/news/strains...
Leafly Buzz: 12 hot strains to smoke in 2025
Leafly’s experts forecast cannabis’ biggest strain waves surging across the US this year. With Zoap, Cadillac Rainbow, and Blueberry Caviar.
www.leafly.com
January 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Dream of a better world. Do the next best action you can, in your world, to get us closer to that reality. That’s all you can do.
January 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Tune out and dissociate for your own health.

They want to "trigger" and traumatize us. Don't let them.

Call your energy back to you.
January 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hello Blue Sky, I pray you'll save us from the fascist misinformation-pedaling dictator-run social media platforms. Amen.
November 18, 2024 at 7:01 PM