We always appreciate some sunshine ☺️

91 is a dick. Composite-ass number pretending to look prime 😡

This implies the existence of sit-up bras, pull-up bras, curl bras, bench press bras, Romanian deadlift bras…

Not gonna lie, that’s a pretty cool dance pad. 👍

Was anyone else expecting the second image to contain all sorts of weird AI artifacts and weird glyphs on the keyboard?

Nopon

Many calories means many workouts. Many workouts means many opportunities to create thirst traps. Worth it, maybe?

“I can see the future, and it’s full of belly rubs”

Maybe it was just “a random place in Pittsburgh?” But yeah, I think the hotel coordinates would be more fitting.

I don’t know, I haven’t really seen wrestling shoes used in a sexy context. But maybe we can extrapolate from boxing shoes?

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“Also, the more points I get, the more money we make off this operation. Trust me, guys, I know what I’m doing.”

Can you imagine if Girl Scout cookies were readily available during GDQs? They’d be getting so much of my money, I’m sure.

That little bit of tongue Zagreus is showing just makes this ten times better 😙👌

Duly noted. I figure I still have two games to play through before I reach that point, so I’ll cross that bridge off and when I get to it.

I’ve been meaning to play it myself for a while now! I do want to ask though, how bad is the “aftermath” of a class trial, on a scale of 1 to “SpongeBob after hearing a peanut die?” I just want to make sure I’m not gonna get scarred for life or anything.

I need a 10 hour version of this

Still hot though 😉