“Is this a period piece?” - my wife, in the opening frames of Hot Frosty
December 22, 2024 at 12:43 AM
“Is this a period piece?” - my wife, in the opening frames of Hot Frosty
with genuine earnestness and a surprising level of gravity, i just thought to myself “dressing stupid has always been a huge part of my life”
December 16, 2024 at 11:49 PM
with genuine earnestness and a surprising level of gravity, i just thought to myself “dressing stupid has always been a huge part of my life”
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COUNTERPOINT: the collective enthusiasm for the execution of a monster responsible for the death & suffering of countless people in order to line the pockets of a very few - including itself - is a rare sign of humanity in a country that has accepted a live-telecast genocide & violent insurrection.
a large screen shows a man 's face and says ingsoc
ALT: a large screen shows a man 's face and says ingsoc
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2024 at 2:35 AM
COUNTERPOINT: the collective enthusiasm for the execution of a monster responsible for the death & suffering of countless people in order to line the pockets of a very few - including itself - is a rare sign of humanity in a country that has accepted a live-telecast genocide & violent insurrection.
“in my early 20s, i thought i loved breweries. but it turned out, i actually just love dipping sauces. i actually hate breweries! i don’t even like craft beer” - @weasel.bsky.social
December 12, 2024 at 12:39 AM
“in my early 20s, i thought i loved breweries. but it turned out, i actually just love dipping sauces. i actually hate breweries! i don’t even like craft beer” - @weasel.bsky.social
leaving the coop with my arms full of bread, cheese and weed beverages
December 5, 2024 at 10:03 PM
leaving the coop with my arms full of bread, cheese and weed beverages
currently overhearing my wife on a teams call complaining about a sign she saw on I-80 over the weekend. which she also complained to me about as we drove past. she really hated that sign
December 3, 2024 at 8:54 PM
currently overhearing my wife on a teams call complaining about a sign she saw on I-80 over the weekend. which she also complained to me about as we drove past. she really hated that sign
wine drunk and texting my teenage nieces photos of us together when they were babies feels like my final form
November 23, 2024 at 5:33 PM
wine drunk and texting my teenage nieces photos of us together when they were babies feels like my final form
last night i asked my wife “too many” questions about activia yogurt and was instructed to “learn about activia on [my] own time”
December 23, 2023 at 4:04 AM
last night i asked my wife “too many” questions about activia yogurt and was instructed to “learn about activia on [my] own time”
my wife just said to me “when i realized i was gay, i thought i was going to spend SO much time in large lofted studios in like, a warehouse”
November 18, 2023 at 4:12 AM
my wife just said to me “when i realized i was gay, i thought i was going to spend SO much time in large lofted studios in like, a warehouse”
A kid’s mask was so scary I accidentally said trick or treat to her instead of waiting for her to say it to me
November 1, 2023 at 12:42 AM
A kid’s mask was so scary I accidentally said trick or treat to her instead of waiting for her to say it to me
accidentally texting my neighbor stream-of-consciousness ideas about what to have for dinner instead of my wife. (she didn't respond)
October 11, 2023 at 3:27 PM
accidentally texting my neighbor stream-of-consciousness ideas about what to have for dinner instead of my wife. (she didn't respond)
finally had that 20 second conversation with my neighbor i’d been practicing for all week
September 9, 2023 at 12:38 AM
finally had that 20 second conversation with my neighbor i’d been practicing for all week
peach is down but i need to keep talking about how small and soft these cats are
August 8, 2023 at 2:48 AM
peach is down but i need to keep talking about how small and soft these cats are
bro are you joking…. Like actually seriously is this a joke
August 8, 2023 at 12:08 AM
bro are you joking…. Like actually seriously is this a joke
just took a deep inhalation of my first farmer's market tomato of the season and nearly wept
July 18, 2023 at 6:01 PM
just took a deep inhalation of my first farmer's market tomato of the season and nearly wept
eating a slice of watermelon that is so good i have no choice but to acknowledge that life is a gift
July 15, 2023 at 12:12 AM
eating a slice of watermelon that is so good i have no choice but to acknowledge that life is a gift
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Hopping on the new Bluesky trend (encouraging people to buy my book on Bookshop to support indie bookstores and get free shipping) https://bookshop.org/p/books/women-and-other-monsters-building-a-new-mythology-jess-zimmerman/17177484
July 11, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Hopping on the new Bluesky trend (encouraging people to buy my book on Bookshop to support indie bookstores and get free shipping) https://bookshop.org/p/books/women-and-other-monsters-building-a-new-mythology-jess-zimmerman/17177484
was going to send this to my wife then i realized my wife posted it
now that we got a house there is nothing to stop me from adopting soooooo many cats
July 7, 2023 at 3:34 AM
was going to send this to my wife then i realized my wife posted it
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gonna braise some beef to make nachos for dinner tonight… watch this space
July 1, 2023 at 7:48 PM
gonna braise some beef to make nachos for dinner tonight… watch this space
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everyone please welcome @linnea.bsky.social ! here is the greatest image ever created
June 30, 2023 at 6:50 PM
everyone please welcome @linnea.bsky.social ! here is the greatest image ever created
an excellent double feature tonight 10/10
July 1, 2023 at 1:23 AM
an excellent double feature tonight 10/10