So when we won by quite a wide margin, we made them boys kiss each other. Sadly they refused lips, only cheeks, but my god they were SO embarrassed even for cheek kisses, and I was so proud of myself.

Not just for yaoi-ing some guys by trial of darts, but for making that girl VERY happy :3

Now Japanese men make no mistake can act VERY gay, but it's in a sort of "haha look at us it's funnee to dry hump my bro because I am straight and boys will be boys" way, but making them do subtler and gentler things was FAR harder for them.

Btw not to brag (lie) but I was able to communicate 95% in Japanese, it's not my native language or even a second language, just pure studying.

She's like "hey listen, you see, I'm uh, a big fan of BL"

It's me and one other girl vs three guys.

Turns out I have a knack for darts. Bullseyes give you like a 100 point lead, and I had like 4 total bullseyes out of 15 throws.

It's clear we're gonna win, this girl suggests what our victory prize would be.

LIKE NOW ISN'T THE TIME FOR SWEETS THIS LADY IS CONVINCED HER KIDS COULD BE DEAD, BUT PUSH POP OOZE WAS THREATENING TO STICK MY FINGERS TOGETHER.

TIME IS RUNNING OUT.

We managed to eat it when she went off to talk to the cops, so crisis was ultimately averted.

we called the police and they showed up, they seemed to do nothing because they're pigs, but the funny part was the two of us, trying to find an appropriate time to eat our melting ice cream.

like WE DIDN'T WANT TO JUST, EAT, IN FRONT OF THIS SUPER DISTRESSED WOMAN.

BUT THE ICE CREAM WAS MELTING

*gasp* my first 3 likes ever!

Oh okay so we're just lying now.

As a side note, fascists are guaranteed the WORST in bed. They cant get it up unless the person is explicitly unwilling or explicitly underage. Discuss how they have sex and they'll go "oh i made her scream super loud" like this is sex not a popcorn horror movie you dingus.