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Layne | she/her | 30+ | Former English teacher | Current who knows
I said Renee Good's murder was my breaking point but this execution is really my final straw. I can't take this anymore. Somebody in charge fucking DO SOMETHING. This could be me tomorrow! It could be you! What the fuck!!
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I said Renee Good's murder was my breaking point but this execution is really my final straw. I can't take this anymore. Somebody in charge fucking DO SOMETHING. This could be me tomorrow! It could be you! What the fuck!!
My job is incredibly slow this afternoon so I'm sitting here window shopping sperm donors.
January 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
My job is incredibly slow this afternoon so I'm sitting here window shopping sperm donors.
I feel like the ICE shooting is my breaking point with all of this bullshit. All of these right wing morons are buying the story and defending ICE even though there are multiple videos indicating she was murdered for no reason and we just have to accept that?
January 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I feel like the ICE shooting is my breaking point with all of this bullshit. All of these right wing morons are buying the story and defending ICE even though there are multiple videos indicating she was murdered for no reason and we just have to accept that?
I wouldn't be able to watch that gay hockey show now because the actor's Letterboxd reviews are so dogshit I wouldn't be able to focus on anything else, unfortunately.
January 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I wouldn't be able to watch that gay hockey show now because the actor's Letterboxd reviews are so dogshit I wouldn't be able to focus on anything else, unfortunately.
The one thing I cannot get my Twitter timeline to stop showing me are tweets from """"cinephiles.""" Oh, you watched an obscure film and logged it on Letterboxd? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Martin Scorsese?
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The one thing I cannot get my Twitter timeline to stop showing me are tweets from """"cinephiles.""" Oh, you watched an obscure film and logged it on Letterboxd? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Martin Scorsese?
Apparently, Bluesky has decided to take pity on those of us living in this shithole state and offered an age verfication thing so I can finally log on here again without using a VPN 🥳
January 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Apparently, Bluesky has decided to take pity on those of us living in this shithole state and offered an age verfication thing so I can finally log on here again without using a VPN 🥳
I'm just going to briefly pop in as this website is still blocked in my state and my VPN is about to be out of juice but hi, hello. I don't have skin or colon cancer and I went to a LGBT book club for the first time last month and I looked cute, heh.
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm just going to briefly pop in as this website is still blocked in my state and my VPN is about to be out of juice but hi, hello. I don't have skin or colon cancer and I went to a LGBT book club for the first time last month and I looked cute, heh.
If you saw me delete and repost the same thing twice, you fucking did not. You're lying! You liar!
August 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If you saw me delete and repost the same thing twice, you fucking did not. You're lying! You liar!
I posted this on Twitter so I might as well post it on here. I found this picture of me while I was scrolling through my photos on my iPhone and I was taken aback by how different I looked about a year ago.
August 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I posted this on Twitter so I might as well post it on here. I found this picture of me while I was scrolling through my photos on my iPhone and I was taken aback by how different I looked about a year ago.
Y'all, I'm going to a dermatologist next Tuesday because the mole on my right hip looks weird and then on the 9th, I have a colonoscopy that's like 3 years overdue and I'm worried I waited too long and now I've got cancer from that or the mole.
August 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Y'all, I'm going to a dermatologist next Tuesday because the mole on my right hip looks weird and then on the 9th, I have a colonoscopy that's like 3 years overdue and I'm worried I waited too long and now I've got cancer from that or the mole.
I can't believe the entire state of Mississippi is banned from using this website.
August 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I can't believe the entire state of Mississippi is banned from using this website.
God forgive me but I bought something from Pop Mart.
July 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
God forgive me but I bought something from Pop Mart.
If you've been seeing clips from Decorating Cents on your FYP on TikTok and you decide to actually watch the show, do not try to consume more than 2-3 episodes in one sitting. It is far too overwhelming and anger-inducing. Consider this your warning.
June 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If you've been seeing clips from Decorating Cents on your FYP on TikTok and you decide to actually watch the show, do not try to consume more than 2-3 episodes in one sitting. It is far too overwhelming and anger-inducing. Consider this your warning.
YEAAAH MY REPLACEMENT STANLEY STRAWS AND MY STUPID LITTLE FIDGET CUBE CAME IN 🥳
June 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
YEAAAH MY REPLACEMENT STANLEY STRAWS AND MY STUPID LITTLE FIDGET CUBE CAME IN 🥳
Daddy did it again, kitten.
Daddy can't lie, kitten - he forgot this website existed.
June 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Daddy did it again, kitten.
The Vampire Chronicles fandom is such a weird place to be now because half of the fandom is made up of kids who only like the show and not the books and the other half is made up of older fans who like the books but not the show. And I'm over here being all "holy shit, two cakes" over it.
March 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The Vampire Chronicles fandom is such a weird place to be now because half of the fandom is made up of kids who only like the show and not the books and the other half is made up of older fans who like the books but not the show. And I'm over here being all "holy shit, two cakes" over it.
I swear to God, I'm going to come on here permanently. My For You tab on Twitter is fucking BUSTED. I'M NOT A REPUBLICAN I'M NOT INTO ARCANE I'M NOT INTO SONIC YAOI I'VE NEVER WATCHED SEVERANCE I DON'T WANT TO SEE PEOPLE GETTING SHOT IN THE HEAD JUST STOPPPP.
February 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I swear to God, I'm going to come on here permanently. My For You tab on Twitter is fucking BUSTED. I'M NOT A REPUBLICAN I'M NOT INTO ARCANE I'M NOT INTO SONIC YAOI I'VE NEVER WATCHED SEVERANCE I DON'T WANT TO SEE PEOPLE GETTING SHOT IN THE HEAD JUST STOPPPP.
I feel like by the time you're in your mid-thirties, every girl should have a toxic yaoi couple they've been unwell over since they were in their teens.
January 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I feel like by the time you're in your mid-thirties, every girl should have a toxic yaoi couple they've been unwell over since they were in their teens.
Daddy can't lie, kitten - he forgot this website existed.
January 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Daddy can't lie, kitten - he forgot this website existed.
I hate that I have one single brand of earbuds that I've been using since I was a teenager because they're getting harder and harder to find in stores for some reason. I used to be able to get these from the damn dollar store and now I had to order a pair from Amazon.
January 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I hate that I have one single brand of earbuds that I've been using since I was a teenager because they're getting harder and harder to find in stores for some reason. I used to be able to get these from the damn dollar store and now I had to order a pair from Amazon.
I really don't understand only listening to music on Spotify. I have some really weird obscure music that's not on there and also some music I don't want any other human being on earth to know I listen to that is streaming.
December 6, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I really don't understand only listening to music on Spotify. I have some really weird obscure music that's not on there and also some music I don't want any other human being on earth to know I listen to that is streaming.
I give my mom a lot of shit for keeping stuff in the fridge and freezer for too long but I cleaned out my fridge in preparation for Thanksgiving last week and I still had yogurt that went off in January 2023.
December 4, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I give my mom a lot of shit for keeping stuff in the fridge and freezer for too long but I cleaned out my fridge in preparation for Thanksgiving last week and I still had yogurt that went off in January 2023.
I can't wait until I'm a parent so I can post on Facebook about how we don't do iPads or Elf on the Shelf and feel smug about it.
December 4, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I can't wait until I'm a parent so I can post on Facebook about how we don't do iPads or Elf on the Shelf and feel smug about it.
Accidentally logged into my old Facebook account where I don't have my best friend blocked and she's into ACOTAR and Hazbin Hotel now.
December 2, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Accidentally logged into my old Facebook account where I don't have my best friend blocked and she's into ACOTAR and Hazbin Hotel now.
Just remembered that I accidentally showed the IT guy my list of "hear me out" characters. For like a full 5 seconds the list of little freaks I find sexy was full viewable to another human while I scrambled to open a new Notepad file.
November 20, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Just remembered that I accidentally showed the IT guy my list of "hear me out" characters. For like a full 5 seconds the list of little freaks I find sexy was full viewable to another human while I scrambled to open a new Notepad file.