Advice Cat
@linuslistens.bsky.social
Full Name: His Highness Sir Linus Hightail, LPA. (Licensed Practical Advisor).
Ask me anything.
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Advice Cat
@linuslistens.bsky.social
· Mar 24
Free questionable advice.
The box was marked Big Balls so I sat in it. I said what I said.
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The box was marked Big Balls so I sat in it. I said what I said.
April 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Throwback Thursday.
All the way back.
All the way back.
April 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Throwback Thursday.
All the way back.
All the way back.
Roll that beautiful bean footage
April 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Roll that beautiful bean footage
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My human was really tossing and turning last night.
So I bit him.
So I bit him.
April 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My human was really tossing and turning last night.
So I bit him.
So I bit him.
April fools.
He’s already in office and there’s no real joke.
He’s already in office and there’s no real joke.
April 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
April fools.
He’s already in office and there’s no real joke.
He’s already in office and there’s no real joke.
No really. This is how I sit.
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
No really. This is how I sit.
Sometimes, my sister goes full ninja. The humans have no idea the psyop material we find in the sofa.
#linuslistens
#catsky
#linuslistens
#catsky
March 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Sometimes, my sister goes full ninja. The humans have no idea the psyop material we find in the sofa.
#linuslistens
#catsky
#linuslistens
#catsky
Your cat wants to go out. I advise against it.
We’re more of a beautiful indoor plant that becomes an aggressive weed outside. We were introduced into this ecosystem from elsewhere. Also, bird flu is usually fatal in felines and many of us are birders. Sadly, most cats are unaware of these issues.
We’re more of a beautiful indoor plant that becomes an aggressive weed outside. We were introduced into this ecosystem from elsewhere. Also, bird flu is usually fatal in felines and many of us are birders. Sadly, most cats are unaware of these issues.
March 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Your cat wants to go out. I advise against it.
We’re more of a beautiful indoor plant that becomes an aggressive weed outside. We were introduced into this ecosystem from elsewhere. Also, bird flu is usually fatal in felines and many of us are birders. Sadly, most cats are unaware of these issues.
We’re more of a beautiful indoor plant that becomes an aggressive weed outside. We were introduced into this ecosystem from elsewhere. Also, bird flu is usually fatal in felines and many of us are birders. Sadly, most cats are unaware of these issues.
Pain, A cat haiku
Leashed, harnessed, outside
I chew, unseen, then inside
Hurk grassy sadness
Leashed, harnessed, outside
I chew, unseen, then inside
Hurk grassy sadness
March 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pain, A cat haiku
Leashed, harnessed, outside
I chew, unseen, then inside
Hurk grassy sadness
Leashed, harnessed, outside
I chew, unseen, then inside
Hurk grassy sadness
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give em the ol razzle dazzle
March 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
give em the ol razzle dazzle
Bluesky has mostly taught me that my friends can’t spell.
March 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Bluesky has mostly taught me that my friends can’t spell.
Please enjoy my contribution to #whiskerwednesday #catsky
March 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Please enjoy my contribution to #whiskerwednesday #catsky
If I had opposable thumbs I could fix everything.
Super frustrating.
Super frustrating.
March 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If I had opposable thumbs I could fix everything.
Super frustrating.
Super frustrating.
I can feel my human’s eyes on me when I sleep.
March 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I can feel my human’s eyes on me when I sleep.
Free questionable advice.
March 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Free questionable advice.