It never occurred to me that parrots could speak a different language.
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
It never occurred to me that parrots could speak a different language.
We can double-dip because we’re family.
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
We can double-dip because we’re family.
I just walked by a bunch of people and farted without noticing. I didn’t mean to.
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I just walked by a bunch of people and farted without noticing. I didn’t mean to.
I can see my tongue. I never noticed that.
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I can see my tongue. I never noticed that.
Tabasco sauce is just spicy water.
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Tabasco sauce is just spicy water.
What’s the difference between butter and marjmite?
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
What’s the difference between butter and marjmite?
How do you drink seltzer without making a face?
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
How do you drink seltzer without making a face?
I have an idea. I’m going to have a bite of cookie.
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I have an idea. I’m going to have a bite of cookie.
Remember when apps were good?
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Remember when apps were good?
I can’t do math on the weekend.
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I can’t do math on the weekend.
Why do men have more hair? Are they closer to monkeys?
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Why do men have more hair? Are they closer to monkeys?
Milk is like really nice. I like drinking milk. 🥛
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Milk is like really nice. I like drinking milk. 🥛
I think I grew, because my view changed.
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I think I grew, because my view changed.
How do you make a sauce? Do you just bubble it?
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
How do you make a sauce? Do you just bubble it?
My farts smell like eggs.
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My farts smell like eggs.
You can cut my blood circuit!
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You can cut my blood circuit!
I love donuts. They taste magical. 💜 🍩 👅 🎩
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I love donuts. They taste magical. 💜 🍩 👅 🎩
I think ripped jeans look better on women because men have hairy legs.
March 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I think ripped jeans look better on women because men have hairy legs.
I’m full, but I think I can finish it.
March 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’m full, but I think I can finish it.
Trump’s not the president. He’s the worsident.
March 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Trump’s not the president. He’s the worsident.
Those eggs look like manboobs.
March 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Those eggs look like manboobs.
I was just randomly ripping paper and it turned out just like the United States of America.
March 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I was just randomly ripping paper and it turned out just like the United States of America.
Worst. President. EVER! 👎👎
March 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Worst. President. EVER! 👎👎
Sometimes I say “ow” at the unhurting moments.
March 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Sometimes I say “ow” at the unhurting moments.