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Matt Bodner
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She's strangling him 😻
Kitten and adult cat sharing a bed together the adult cat has her front left leg around the kitten pinning him. It is cute but also the adult cat is done with the kitten biting her all the time. Like she hissed at him and then pinned him like this. Maybe if the kitten could just chill out the adult wouldnt mind sharing the bed. I don't know. still cute though.
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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He's using psychic attacks 🥰
Photo of a cat tower. Kitten is on top looking down at an adult cat who is having her brain attacked with psychic powers. It's quite gruesome. It kind of looks like the photo was taken while she was shaking her head but it's not that... it was the psychic powers.
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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I trapped the immortal soul of my friends girlfriends uncle in my kitten.

I'm hoping he will gain a avuncular qualities that will be vital in the coming trials.
Just a kitten in a hammock.
December 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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They're discussing where to hide the body 🥰
Two cats and adult and a kitten. The adult is laying down on a cat bed and the kitten is sitting on the same bed with his left paw on the one laying down. They are making eye contact.
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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We're turning him into soup tonight!
A kitten who looks like it will make a yummy soup.
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Reminded me of this.
Four panel comic strip by Dragonharte featuring Batman and the Joker. Panel One, Joker is driving a car while laughing. Panel 2, We see the car driving down a pier towards Batman who is facing away. Panel 3, Joker crashes into Batman who doesn't move or even react. Panel 4, Wind blows Batman's cape up revealing Batman was sitting on top of a large ship tie, functionally acting like a bollard, and that Joker has crashed into that, and not hit Batman whatsoever.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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wet dog image, (no alt text this time maybe thats the issue)
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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elongated peepy (plush toy)
November 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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bluesky is blacking out my images help
elongated peepy (plush toy)
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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i just think they have a pleasing shape
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Google search for "how come cat tricked by bird on tv but not other cat on tv?"
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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@meowskateboards.bsky.social sponsor me.
October 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Long way to leap.
Google maps screenshot measuring the distance between two landmarks in Blue Bell Park Philadelphia, Lover's Leap and Lover's Landing, the distance between the two is about 650 feet.
October 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Wikipedia screenshot from "Frog (horse anatomy)" The picture is of a horses hoof with yellow lines creating a triangle shape. The caption is "the frog is triangular in shape."
October 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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The reviews are in
Review from Pip Pip 5 stars It was amazing just that if you eat too much you get diarrhea so I really recommend it
September 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Alright I'm sold.
Screenshot from the video of a billboard that says "pet foods Gleebo" stylized in a way that makes it a clear callback to an advertisement from Silent Hill for "cat foods minmo"
September 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I love my framers. @miski.bsky.social this print came out so good!
A framed print of a cat drawing A framed print of a cat drawing.
September 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Are cylinder with a handle style sci-fi batteries based on anything irl? They seem like the most satisfying thing a person could interact with on the planet.
Shield Battery from Apex Legends Battery from Titanfall 2 Battery from Cyberpunk 2077
August 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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August 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Uhhhh don't do that
Baby bird that walked over to my car and stuck it's head under the wheel meaning I can't drive without killing it.
August 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Photo of my cat, a Cornish Rex, on a shelf with many rows of hats. One is shaped like a chicken, another like a bear, about 5 of them are made to resemble fruits. Above the shelf, there is a painting of my cat with a sacabambapsis.
July 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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More evidence for my theory.
A shitty meme I made that suggests mario and bowser are lovers.
July 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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www.reddit.com/r/itchio/com...

Here's what I was replying to.
Screenshot from the linked reddit post. It reads: Example how to easily draft a complaint letter using AI (IN UNDER 1 MINUTE) IF YOU WANT, you may go to Microsoft Copilot (requires no sign-up/log-in) and tell them something like (example being PayPal): "Can you help me write a letter to PayPal? I want the tone to be formal and firm. The letter is to PayPal's board of directors. The topic is concerning recent restrictions they have imposed on Itch.io and Steam (the gaming platforms) forcing certain games to be removed from sale. The games do not include real people. They are fictional, cartoon games and lawful to possess/create/buy. I want PayPal to know that I think their restrictions are illegal. I want them to know that I will make it a permanent part of my political identity to seek out regulations in my country that restrict them, I will seek lawfirms and press the idea to them that PayPal is performing illegal anti-trust actions, and I will seek to promote legal actions that will have them labeled as a monopoly and broken up."
July 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Everyone here has bad track etiquette??????
July 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM