Lorien 🍁
@liquidloz.bsky.social
31, UK, chronically online and normally thirsting over old men. This is currently a Michael Keaton thirst account
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Lorien 🍁
@liquidloz.bsky.social
· Feb 23
Stupid ass memes I have made about Michael Keaton
A thread 🧵
A thread 🧵
Once again thinking about my boy Walter, he’s so fucking cute 🥹❤️
January 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Once again thinking about my boy Walter, he’s so fucking cute 🥹❤️
Post your first film / last film of 2025.
Started the year guns blazing then ended it with comfort hahaha
Started the year guns blazing then ended it with comfort hahaha
January 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Post your first film / last film of 2025.
Started the year guns blazing then ended it with comfort hahaha
Started the year guns blazing then ended it with comfort hahaha
Might watch this movie today for the plot. And by the plot I mean Michael Keaton’s thighs. *feral barking intensifies*
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Might watch this movie today for the plot. And by the plot I mean Michael Keaton’s thighs. *feral barking intensifies*
For a town that is made up of 80% pensioners you would think that Harpenden council would grit their car parks. I’m struggling not to go arse over tit on the way to work never mind some poor old Barbara with a walking stick 😂
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 AM
For a town that is made up of 80% pensioners you would think that Harpenden council would grit their car parks. I’m struggling not to go arse over tit on the way to work never mind some poor old Barbara with a walking stick 😂
The worst thing about a new year is having to retire all the Christmas jumpers back to the dark chasm of the chest of drawers 😔
January 2, 2026 at 1:30 PM
The worst thing about a new year is having to retire all the Christmas jumpers back to the dark chasm of the chest of drawers 😔
Actual footage of me when I have to work til 10pm tonight and put over 2000 price changes out 😑
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Actual footage of me when I have to work til 10pm tonight and put over 2000 price changes out 😑
Thinking about this picture again and how wholesome he is 🥹🥹❤️❤️
December 31, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Thinking about this picture again and how wholesome he is 🥹🥹❤️❤️
Today is such a good day omg, Bren found this cheese which I thought was discontinued and it’s literally my favourite cheese of all time 😍
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Today is such a good day omg, Bren found this cheese which I thought was discontinued and it’s literally my favourite cheese of all time 😍
Fluffy precious small child, I wish to ruffle 😍
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Fluffy precious small child, I wish to ruffle 😍
Customers really about to get the best customer service from me today because I’m literally walking around like this pahahahahaha
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car smiling .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car smiling .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Customers really about to get the best customer service from me today because I’m literally walking around like this pahahahahaha
It’s 8am and I have no business being this excited AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA❤️
December 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
It’s 8am and I have no business being this excited AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA❤️
Love getting fic kudos, glad to see someone is spending their festive season reading my pornography 😂😂
December 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Love getting fic kudos, glad to see someone is spending their festive season reading my pornography 😂😂
Nothing worse than waking up when it’s freezing and the heating has run out. Seriously whoever invented storage heaters you’re a prick 😂 give me a conventional radiator any day
December 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Nothing worse than waking up when it’s freezing and the heating has run out. Seriously whoever invented storage heaters you’re a prick 😂 give me a conventional radiator any day
Should be asleep right now but I am once again thinking about him
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Should be asleep right now but I am once again thinking about him
Haven’t watched Perfume: The Story of a Murderer in such a long time and it’s still stunningly dark and perfect
December 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Haven’t watched Perfume: The Story of a Murderer in such a long time and it’s still stunningly dark and perfect
Need to get up and go to work but it is feckin freezing 😭😭
December 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Need to get up and go to work but it is feckin freezing 😭😭
Fucking fucks sake he’s too fucking delicious I’m finished 😮💨😮💨
December 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Fucking fucks sake he’s too fucking delicious I’m finished 😮💨😮💨
My Christmas presents this year had a theme… 😏😂❤️ almost have the full Keats collection now, only a couple still elude me hehe
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
My Christmas presents this year had a theme… 😏😂❤️ almost have the full Keats collection now, only a couple still elude me hehe
Just had a dream about Keats doing a solo signing in London and he looked SO GOOD oh my gosh but I woke up before actually getting to meet him and now I have to go to work on Christmas Eve LIFE IS PAIN 😂😂
December 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Just had a dream about Keats doing a solo signing in London and he looked SO GOOD oh my gosh but I woke up before actually getting to meet him and now I have to go to work on Christmas Eve LIFE IS PAIN 😂😂
Found this gem while scrolling through the camera roll 😂
December 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Found this gem while scrolling through the camera roll 😂
Reposted by Lorien 🍁
"Aren't you tired of this sanctimonious robber baron always coming out on top, when he should be six feet under?"
🎄📽️ : 'Batman Returns' (1992) ☃️ #filmsky
🎄📽️ : 'Batman Returns' (1992) ☃️ #filmsky
December 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"Aren't you tired of this sanctimonious robber baron always coming out on top, when he should be six feet under?"
🎄📽️ : 'Batman Returns' (1992) ☃️ #filmsky
🎄📽️ : 'Batman Returns' (1992) ☃️ #filmsky
Michael Keaton minding his business, living his life and being sexy: 😎😘
Me, drunk and sprawled on my bedroom floor screaming Kim Carnes lyrics at a poster of him: I’LL BE HEEEEEERE WHERE THE HEAAAAART ISSSSS 😭😭
Me, drunk and sprawled on my bedroom floor screaming Kim Carnes lyrics at a poster of him: I’LL BE HEEEEEERE WHERE THE HEAAAAART ISSSSS 😭😭
December 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Michael Keaton minding his business, living his life and being sexy: 😎😘
Me, drunk and sprawled on my bedroom floor screaming Kim Carnes lyrics at a poster of him: I’LL BE HEEEEEERE WHERE THE HEAAAAART ISSSSS 😭😭
Me, drunk and sprawled on my bedroom floor screaming Kim Carnes lyrics at a poster of him: I’LL BE HEEEEEERE WHERE THE HEAAAAART ISSSSS 😭😭
Four more shifts to go. Getting through it by thinking about this delicious scene with a perfect POV of what it’s like to be on top of Keats 😏😏
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Four more shifts to go. Getting through it by thinking about this delicious scene with a perfect POV of what it’s like to be on top of Keats 😏😏
A very Merry Christmas to Michael Keaton only 😂❤️
December 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A very Merry Christmas to Michael Keaton only 😂❤️
Can’t sleep. Neighbours having a party. Alarm going off in 4 hours. Five more bastard shifts in retail hell. I fucking hate Christmas 😂
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Can’t sleep. Neighbours having a party. Alarm going off in 4 hours. Five more bastard shifts in retail hell. I fucking hate Christmas 😂