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Eggnog? Looks like you downed a 55-gallon drum of it…
January 21, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Eggnog? Looks like you downed a 55-gallon drum of it…
So, when’s your tower of pizzas get delivered??
January 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
So, when’s your tower of pizzas get delivered??
So, just turning that in to one hungry, hungry hole, huh??
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
So, just turning that in to one hungry, hungry hole, huh??
So do you just, like, store that thing in the glove box??
January 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
So do you just, like, store that thing in the glove box??
It’s still amazing how many twinks from years past ballooned into fucking hogs…
January 11, 2026 at 9:18 AM
It’s still amazing how many twinks from years past ballooned into fucking hogs…
Not long before that fatpad envelopes the rest of it…
January 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Not long before that fatpad envelopes the rest of it…
Come over here, it’s time for your next meal, and a gallon of cream
January 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Come over here, it’s time for your next meal, and a gallon of cream
Dude, you really gotta switch the suspenders, they’ll give that gut so much more room to hang free and give you a lot more comfort when you’re filling up to capacity
January 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Dude, you really gotta switch the suspenders, they’ll give that gut so much more room to hang free and give you a lot more comfort when you’re filling up to capacity
Former star player becomes assistant coach and blows up…
January 7, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Former star player becomes assistant coach and blows up…
Dude, why aren’t there a dozen donuts sitting on that shelf right now??
January 6, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Dude, why aren’t there a dozen donuts sitting on that shelf right now??
Been there before…
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Been there before…
And I’m feeding both of them…
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
And I’m feeding both of them…
And that is how he truly found god…
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January 6, 2026 at 8:59 AM
And that is how he truly found god…
The way you fill out that shirt…🫦
December 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The way you fill out that shirt…🫦
Dude, STOP TRYING TO MAKE MY IPHONE 16 EXPLODE.
Also, thank you 😉🫠
Also, thank you 😉🫠
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Dude, STOP TRYING TO MAKE MY IPHONE 16 EXPLODE.
Also, thank you 😉🫠
Also, thank you 😉🫠
Lifting’ dat gut !!!
December 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Lifting’ dat gut !!!
I think the only other places you’d even consider are the buffet, or in front of the fridge…
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I think the only other places you’d even consider are the buffet, or in front of the fridge…
What if I slowly approached with a pizza 🍕and a 6-pack 🍺??
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December 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
What if I slowly approached with a pizza 🍕and a 6-pack 🍺??