I never thought the leopard would eat MY face

Try the banana pudding. It’s phenomenal.

It use to be a point of pride to own one. After his cruel and erratic behavior with DOGE and on Twitter it became something to hide.

Make sure you visit Powell’s while in town. We also have great restaurants!

Of course he did

My go to “I can’t decide if I liked it but there were some interesting parts.” Or you can always throw in a “So what did everyone think?” (Sips on wine and listens to comments)

We tried that in our large Oregon suburb. Unfortunately it brought a significant rat/rodent problem. That was the end of backyard chickens.