ANYWAY.

LET ME PREORDER THE DIGITAL DELUXE EDITION OF CRIMSON BUTTERFLY ON SWITCH 2 ALREADY.

I WILL HAVE. MIO'S AND MAYU'S. ORIGINAL PS2 OUTFITS.

(EI P4 aka my least favorite Persona, and I have zero hopes for P6 to be anything except what they know works, then the series stagnates because it's safe.)

(I shit on Fatal Frame 5 a lot, but it did do things different. ...Most of that different was terrible or bad or lacking but still.)

(I don't think there are new rewards, but I am missing the last dex completion, the 1000 battles, and the three Rouge alphas mission that pops up with disco antlers.)

(I literally want bragging rights, and if I start the DLC, I will instantly lose the ability to even have it.)

...So, yeah.

Just set in I'm doing another round of hunting female starters after this last one where I went insane.

yippee.

It's called a joke, woman.

("It's called "Alpha Totodile.")

(AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE PUT MYSELF THROUGH BECAUSE THE REST OF THE STARTERS WERE SO EASY TO GET, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO USE A STUPID NAME.)

(I'VE BEEN THROUGH, LIKE, EIGHT DAMN ALPHA SQUIRTLES, AND WHO KNOWS HOW MANY ALPHA SEA WEED DRAGONS AND MY FRIEND MALAMARS.)

........

THE CHIKORITA CERTAINLY DID.

Tell your brother to find me a girl Bulbasaur and bigus Totodile or you get to Wild Zone 20 and hunt them for me. You know, since I have THREE female Chikorita.

I GOT.

THREE FEMALE CHIKORITA IN QUICK SUCCESSION. ONE COULD HAVE BEEN A BULBASAUR.

AND LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THE NUMBER OF ALPHA SQUIRTLES I HAVE SEEN.

ONE GIRL BULBASAUR AND ONE BIGUS TOTODILE.

THAT IS ALL I'M ASKING FOR GAME.

NOT EVEN SHINY VERSIONS! GIRL AND BIGUS!!

HOW THE HECK IS EVERY HIPPO YELLOW. WHERE ARE THE BLACK HIPPOS.

I NEED A SINGLE BLACK HIPPO.

I ALREADY GOT A FEW 1:7 FEMALE POKEMON BEFORE A SINGLE 50:50.

SPAWN. THE. WOMEN.