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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 1d

Actual footage of the worst person you know thinking this song is about “haters” when it’s just accountability.

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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 2d

October 7 Press Briefing with @Karoline Leavitt

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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 5d

@Karoline Leavitt records the outgoing voicemail greeting for the White House during the shutdown.

What a wonderful day to learn about the Hatch Act.

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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 6d

They are not even hiding the fact that they are using social media as a weapon of w@r anymore.

Follow your favorite creators elsewhere. Pray for the people of Gaza and the Flotilla. 🙏

@freedomflotilla.bsky.social

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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 8d

Happy Government Shutdown, to those who celebrate. 👊🇺🇸🔥

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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 8d

It really is just me and my hot glue gun against the world this year. 😂

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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 8d

September 30 Press Briefing with @Karoline Leavitt

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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 9d

Hegseth not getting any applause tracks. People who consume that much whiskey usually can’t make it clap.

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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 9d

TLDW: the government is going to shut down EOD 9/30 😅

And the Republicans are working overtime to blame the Democrats instead of working.

They have until the end of the day but they literally canceled and aren’t showing up to work.

I’ll keep you updated.

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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 10d

The NFL doesn’t deserve Bad Bunny but I look forward to see why he does. Just like Kendrick, is activism is through his art so… 🍿

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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 15d

Maybe the real rapture was the people we unfollowed along the way.

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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 15d

My biggest opp (besides the US gov) is the me who booked a 6am flight to save $75.

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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 15d

Actual footage of Melania Trump last night coordinating a special assignment.

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Lisandra Vazquez @lisandravcomedy.bsky.social · 16d

This is my legally binding wish: if you don’t sell merch at my memorial service… I DO NOT WANT A SERVICE.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!