Lisandra Vazquez
@lisandravcomedy.bsky.social
🇵🇷 Comedian Based in Atlanta 💙🍉
Cómo se dice: I didn’t know the leopardo would eat my face?
Latina for Trump founder his said:
“This is not what I voted for“
“This is unacceptable and inhumane”
“I do think that he will lose the midterms because of Stephen Miller”
Latina for Trump founder his said:
“This is not what I voted for“
“This is unacceptable and inhumane”
“I do think that he will lose the midterms because of Stephen Miller”
January 28, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Cómo se dice: I didn’t know the leopardo would eat my face?
Latina for Trump founder his said:
“This is not what I voted for“
“This is unacceptable and inhumane”
“I do think that he will lose the midterms because of Stephen Miller”
Latina for Trump founder his said:
“This is not what I voted for“
“This is unacceptable and inhumane”
“I do think that he will lose the midterms because of Stephen Miller”
January 28, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Actual footage of @kristinoem @karolineleavitt @agpambondi & Orange Sunset after “reviewing the facts” behind the killing of Alex Pretti by 🧊
January 27, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Actual footage of @kristinoem @karolineleavitt @agpambondi & Orange Sunset after “reviewing the facts” behind the killing of Alex Pretti by 🧊
Until we run into that eccentric older man with a flux capacitor - we cannot go back in time. We have to move forward together.
Free speech is not partisan. It is a right for ALL of us. Even the Biffs, unfortunately.
Thank you Lea Thompson 😭🫶
Free speech is not partisan. It is a right for ALL of us. Even the Biffs, unfortunately.
Thank you Lea Thompson 😭🫶
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Until we run into that eccentric older man with a flux capacitor - we cannot go back in time. We have to move forward together.
Free speech is not partisan. It is a right for ALL of us. Even the Biffs, unfortunately.
Thank you Lea Thompson 😭🫶
Free speech is not partisan. It is a right for ALL of us. Even the Biffs, unfortunately.
Thank you Lea Thompson 😭🫶
Free speech is not partisan. The right to question, protest, and mock those in power is fundamental to democracy.
We know this moment is frightening. We know many communities are under threat at once. That’s why solidarity matters.
Enough is enough. Join me @janefonda to fight for free speech.
We know this moment is frightening. We know many communities are under threat at once. That’s why solidarity matters.
Enough is enough. Join me @janefonda to fight for free speech.
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Free speech is not partisan. The right to question, protest, and mock those in power is fundamental to democracy.
We know this moment is frightening. We know many communities are under threat at once. That’s why solidarity matters.
Enough is enough. Join me @janefonda to fight for free speech.
We know this moment is frightening. We know many communities are under threat at once. That’s why solidarity matters.
Enough is enough. Join me @janefonda to fight for free speech.
If this seems like Déjà vu - that’s because it keeps happening. It’s going to continue to happen until we make them stop.
@kristinoem f*ck. you. f*ck ice. And f*ck anyone who still supports these monsters.
Tag your reps. #fuckice
@kristinoem f*ck. you. f*ck ice. And f*ck anyone who still supports these monsters.
Tag your reps. #fuckice
January 25, 2026 at 6:44 PM
If this seems like Déjà vu - that’s because it keeps happening. It’s going to continue to happen until we make them stop.
@kristinoem f*ck. you. f*ck ice. And f*ck anyone who still supports these monsters.
Tag your reps. #fuckice
@kristinoem f*ck. you. f*ck ice. And f*ck anyone who still supports these monsters.
Tag your reps. #fuckice
These ICE raids got me thinking about how I foolishly iced you out. Just say the word and I’m boots on the ground for u.
January 24, 2026 at 1:46 AM
These ICE raids got me thinking about how I foolishly iced you out. Just say the word and I’m boots on the ground for u.
January 23 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt
January 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
January 23 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt
Lmk if someone finds the eccentric older man with a DeLorean so we can opt out of this Biff ass timeline.
January 23, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Lmk if someone finds the eccentric older man with a DeLorean so we can opt out of this Biff ass timeline.
January 22, 2026 at 2:31 PM
January 20, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Owl always be watching you Kristi
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Owl always be watching you Kristi
My impression of an owl, but it’s #karolineleavitt
January 19, 2026 at 6:30 PM
My impression of an owl, but it’s #karolineleavitt
January 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Melania calls her Etsy witch after Donnie embarrassed himself on TV yet again
January 14, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Melania calls her Etsy witch after Donnie embarrassed himself on TV yet again
Press Recap 1/12/26
@Karoline Leavitt don’t worry. I didn’t forget about you.
@Karoline Leavitt don’t worry. I didn’t forget about you.
January 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Press Recap 1/12/26
@Karoline Leavitt don’t worry. I didn’t forget about you.
@Karoline Leavitt don’t worry. I didn’t forget about you.
January 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Send this to someone in a red state that is feeling left out of the current discourse.
#iceagents #fuckice
#iceagents #fuckice
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Send this to someone in a red state that is feeling left out of the current discourse.
#iceagents #fuckice
#iceagents #fuckice
A peek into the not so distant future featuring Ghislaine and Kristi Noem.
January 10, 2026 at 2:25 PM
A peek into the not so distant future featuring Ghislaine and Kristi Noem.
I do agree with @kristinoem on one thing. This whole thing WAS completely preventable.
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
- George Orwell, 1984
RIP Renee Nicole Good and Fuck Ice
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
- George Orwell, 1984
RIP Renee Nicole Good and Fuck Ice
January 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I do agree with @kristinoem on one thing. This whole thing WAS completely preventable.
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
- George Orwell, 1984
RIP Renee Nicole Good and Fuck Ice
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
- George Orwell, 1984
RIP Renee Nicole Good and Fuck Ice
The latest from Konservative Karoline’s Kloset
@Karoline Leavitt
@Karoline Leavitt
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
The latest from Konservative Karoline’s Kloset
@Karoline Leavitt
@Karoline Leavitt
January 6 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
January 6 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt
Melania rewards Donnie for doing his big boy job and claiming a dictator with his favorite snack.
Note: This is actually what he eats in one sitting.
Note: This is actually what he eats in one sitting.
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Melania rewards Donnie for doing his big boy job and claiming a dictator with his favorite snack.
Note: This is actually what he eats in one sitting.
Note: This is actually what he eats in one sitting.