Lisandra Vazquez
@lisandravcomedy.bsky.social
🇵🇷 Comedian Based in Atlanta 💙🍉
RFK JR’S Text to his *alleged mistress.
Yes, this is actually what he said.
Thank you to my RFK Jr Gregory Johnstone. 🪱
Yes, this is actually what he said.
Thank you to my RFK Jr Gregory Johnstone. 🪱
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
RFK JR’S Text to his *alleged mistress.
Yes, this is actually what he said.
Thank you to my RFK Jr Gregory Johnstone. 🪱
Yes, this is actually what he said.
Thank you to my RFK Jr Gregory Johnstone. 🪱
What’s in a name anyway? 😂
sometimes I have to remind you I do stand-up comedy.
I stopped posting my show dates because people are really weird and were sending threatening messages (as a reaction to my sketches). But my goal for 2026 is to travel more and share more stand up since live comedy >>
sometimes I have to remind you I do stand-up comedy.
I stopped posting my show dates because people are really weird and were sending threatening messages (as a reaction to my sketches). But my goal for 2026 is to travel more and share more stand up since live comedy >>
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
What’s in a name anyway? 😂
sometimes I have to remind you I do stand-up comedy.
I stopped posting my show dates because people are really weird and were sending threatening messages (as a reaction to my sketches). But my goal for 2026 is to travel more and share more stand up since live comedy >>
sometimes I have to remind you I do stand-up comedy.
I stopped posting my show dates because people are really weird and were sending threatening messages (as a reaction to my sketches). But my goal for 2026 is to travel more and share more stand up since live comedy >>
Actual footage of Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene after her resignation announcement. 
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Actual footage of Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene after her resignation announcement. 
Zohran & Donnie
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Zohran & Donnie
Kristi Noem updates the Press 11/21
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Kristi Noem updates the Press 11/21
November 20 Press Briefing Recap with #karolineleavitt
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
November 20 Press Briefing Recap with #karolineleavitt
November 19 press briefing with #karolineleavitt
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
November 19 press briefing with #karolineleavitt
Actual footage of Melania calling her lawyer after Quiet Piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Actual footage of Melania calling her lawyer after Quiet Piggy comment.
Every statement is a projection or a admission with Taco McDonnie
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Every statement is a projection or a admission with Taco McDonnie
Based on a true story. Marjorie Taylor Greene.
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Based on a true story. Marjorie Taylor Greene.
November 17 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
November 17 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt
#kristinoem gives out $10,000 bonuses to select TSA agents
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
#kristinoem gives out $10,000 bonuses to select TSA agents
November 14 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
November 14 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt
Oh… so EVERY accusation was a confession.
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oh… so EVERY accusation was a confession.
this energy is making *a lot* more sense now.
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
this energy is making *a lot* more sense now.
Actual footage Ghislaine Maxwell with her new arrangements.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Actual footage Ghislaine Maxwell with her new arrangements.
But yeah so sorry you feel that the girlie pops are too woke at work, New York Times.
Please lmk in the comments what I missed. Like: my mental health in my teens & 20’s, the Rose Garden, etc
Please lmk in the comments what I missed. Like: my mental health in my teens & 20’s, the Rose Garden, etc
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
But yeah so sorry you feel that the girlie pops are too woke at work, New York Times.
Please lmk in the comments what I missed. Like: my mental health in my teens & 20’s, the Rose Garden, etc
Please lmk in the comments what I missed. Like: my mental health in my teens & 20’s, the Rose Garden, etc
Brand new signage at the White House. Yay.
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Brand new signage at the White House. Yay.
An abridged press briefing recap: the Democrats are at fault for everything bad and Donald Trump is to credit for everything good.
@karolineleavitt - did I miss anything?
@karolineleavitt - did I miss anything?
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
An abridged press briefing recap: the Democrats are at fault for everything bad and Donald Trump is to credit for everything good.
@karolineleavitt - did I miss anything?
@karolineleavitt - did I miss anything?
Not Karoline Leavitt telling federal employees that Trump cares about them missing a second paycheck and that democrats are taking away SNAP benefits while wearing an ugly $495 dress. (12,000 figure was MX pesos)
THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT US
THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT US
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Not Karoline Leavitt telling federal employees that Trump cares about them missing a second paycheck and that democrats are taking away SNAP benefits while wearing an ugly $495 dress. (12,000 figure was MX pesos)
THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT US
THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT US
You need a specific algorithm and a high screen time to get this.
Shout out to Kayla Nicole & Toni Braxton for the inspo.
Shout out to Kayla Nicole & Toni Braxton for the inspo.
November 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You need a specific algorithm and a high screen time to get this.
Shout out to Kayla Nicole & Toni Braxton for the inspo.
Shout out to Kayla Nicole & Toni Braxton for the inspo.
November 3 Press Briefing with @Karoline Leavitt
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
November 3 Press Briefing with @Karoline Leavitt
Another classy post by the White House media team.
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Another classy post by the White House media team.
Actual footage of Melania speaking with Kkkaroline.
Same song, different triangle.
Same song, different triangle.
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Actual footage of Melania speaking with Kkkaroline.
Same song, different triangle.
Same song, different triangle.
Actual footage of Usha and Erikkka finding the turning point of their friendship.
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Actual footage of Usha and Erikkka finding the turning point of their friendship.