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@lisapreity.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Next year this time I will be in a better place mentally, physically, emotionally and financially. Inshallah.
Mahfucka never loved us 🎶
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Mahfucka never loved us 🎶
Mentally ✔️
Physically in terms of place ❌
Physically in terms of fitness ✔️
Emotionally ✔️
Financially ✔️
It's a win.
Physically in terms of place ❌
Physically in terms of fitness ✔️
Emotionally ✔️
Financially ✔️
It's a win.
Next year this time I will be in a better place mentally, physically, emotionally and financially. Inshallah.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Mentally ✔️
Physically in terms of place ❌
Physically in terms of fitness ✔️
Emotionally ✔️
Financially ✔️
It's a win.
Physically in terms of place ❌
Physically in terms of fitness ✔️
Emotionally ✔️
Financially ✔️
It's a win.
I did it. Now we push forward some more.
August 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I did it. Now we push forward some more.
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Don’t forget to turn on my post notifications so that you can slowly descend into terminally online madness with me
July 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Don’t forget to turn on my post notifications so that you can slowly descend into terminally online madness with me
Lady put your kid on a fucking leash man
July 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Lady put your kid on a fucking leash man
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Diogo Jota, Liverpool and Portugal footballer, dies aged 28 in car crash
Diogo Jota, Liverpool and Portugal footballer, dies aged 28 in car crash
It is understood that Jota and his brother were travelling in a car that came off a road in the province of Zamora
The Liverpool forward Diogo Jota has been killed in a car accident in Spain. He was 28, a father of three young children and had married his long-term partner, Rute Cardoso, less than two weeks ago.
The tragic news was first reported in Portuguese media. It is understood that Jota and his brother, 26-year-old André, were travelling in a car that came off a road in the province of Zamora.
More details soon … Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
July 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Diogo Jota, Liverpool and Portugal footballer, dies aged 28 in car crash
July 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Took almost 2 weeks but at least my new shoes finally stopped rubbing the back of my feet
June 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Took almost 2 weeks but at least my new shoes finally stopped rubbing the back of my feet
If their age starts with a 1 when you say "10 years ago" leave that child alone bruv
June 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If their age starts with a 1 when you say "10 years ago" leave that child alone bruv
Let's be friends in #PokémonGO! My Trainer Code is 123456789101!
June 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Let's be friends in #PokémonGO! My Trainer Code is 123456789101!
There's always some drama at the hospital lol
May 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
There's always some drama at the hospital lol
Sleep a tump out mi yiye 😭
May 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Sleep a tump out mi yiye 😭
Sleep a tump out mi yiye 😭
May 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Sleep a tump out mi yiye 😭
Met my God daughter and man, I've never known love like this I swear 😭
May 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Met my God daughter and man, I've never known love like this I swear 😭
I have the absolute best friends man...geez
May 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I have the absolute best friends man...geez
Yes, you have my attention
Pop Tart Ice Cream Sandwiches coming to select stores this summer. Will be available in Strawberry, chocolage fudge, and brown sugar cinnamon
April 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Yes, you have my attention
Out here tracking bestie's flight, gosh I'm so excited haven't seen her in almost 2 years 🥹
April 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Out here tracking bestie's flight, gosh I'm so excited haven't seen her in almost 2 years 🥹
Wow, I spent a month of my life watching one show lol I'm slacking
April 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Wow, I spent a month of my life watching one show lol I'm slacking
Damn, the holiday is over 😔
April 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Damn, the holiday is over 😔
My phone got an update today, feels like I got a new phone 😬
April 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My phone got an update today, feels like I got a new phone 😬
Fucking fuckity fuck fuck man
April 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Fucking fuckity fuck fuck man
My gosh it is so hot!
March 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My gosh it is so hot!
On the last episode of #BuffyTheVampieSlayer I always wondered if I actually finished this series before but I think I probably did 🤔
March 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
On the last episode of #BuffyTheVampieSlayer I always wondered if I actually finished this series before but I think I probably did 🤔
4:21 am, 21st of March and the temperature is 21°c lol
March 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
4:21 am, 21st of March and the temperature is 21°c lol
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LEGO Harry Potter Hagrid & Harry's Motorcycle Ride for $44.50!
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March 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
LEGO Harry Potter Hagrid & Harry's Motorcycle Ride for $44.50!
Buy via Amazon --> fkd.sale?l=https://am...
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