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Lisa Sky
@lisasky.bsky.social
Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist
Currently very tired...
I wanna participate in #ArtAdventCalendar but I don't think I've done anything in this exhausting and stressful year, so I'm going to wander the house and show you what I've got from other artists instead!

Starting today with this goldfish by Amy - HeadspaceIllustrates on Etsy.

Angle due to glare.
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Look at this duck! Look at it!
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I tried, I tried so hard to so hard to save her. For weeks. It pains me so much that I don't know what was taking her down... we lost her. Her suffering is over, it would have been cruel to let it continue because it hurts to say goodbye. So now we suffer alone.

I thought we had years left. 💔💔💔
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Oh, and I've put my money where my mouth is! 😁
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Yeah they always think we should be so appreciative of that drivel. 🙄

It's often hard to think of something to say in the moment though.

I'd like to remember to say that Jeff Goldblum line: "How dare you speak to me?!"
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Behold!! What has arrived from @jodyvanb.bsky.social !!!
Thank you so much!
October 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
A before pic because I'd never had a good look tbh.
October 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Apparently it was the Treasury Department. I saw it on Colbert or Seth Meyers but could only find a Fox news ref when I looked.
October 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I've never been to the White House so I found a "before" picture. Because the initial news said a facade was removed.
October 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Expectation VS Reality
October 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Attempting to foil some bookmarks for an idea I had but it's not going well!
I'm discount @lizaadamczewski.bsky.social (she's definitely the foiling expert)!

The package said to press the foil to wax paper to pick it up then put it on the surface (here a bookmark) but I have foil everywhere.
October 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'm relieved it appears to be healing so well, but what a bite!
September 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My father tried to chop up this chicken and complained it was like rock. So he left it like this by the microwave.
September 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I started using this app in January to try and get into shape. It has different workouts for people of all fitness levels and goals from beginner to advanced. I mention this because it's on sale and you get a second free membership so you can work out with a friend to stay motivated.
July 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's bad enough that something has changed with on screen keyboards that makes typing so difficult for me. But the suggestions you get these days! Like what are people writing, or what's happening in their lives, that this was the only grammatically correct suggestion?!
July 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I know different screens and monitors show colours differently.
Does this material look blue 🩵💙 to anyone?
July 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Here's one of the videos I took - call is so varied and interesting. A bit concerned it's (I think male?) standing on one foot now.

(Also the first time I've tried posting a video on here I think.)
June 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I randomly decided I wanted to try making pelmeni. Long story short, to make my life easier, I decided to buy a tray to make the process (hopefully) easier. Behold, it arrived quickly, seems quite solid, and was made in Ukraine!
May 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
May 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You've heard of "too big to fail" ... now experience "too big to do an adequate job".

Yes, they got some success, but it's a pain to report ads especially if they're in videos. And there are some bad ones. It looks simple but you can't even add a screenshot.
April 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Brain can't remember anything generally, but this? No problem. Screenshot from March 29, 2023.
April 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Can't you just feel the love?

From: nypost.com/2025/03/26/u...
April 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
When I saw the car pulled over I noticed one hen walking down the driveway towards it, but honestly these days I just hope no one kidnaps the chickens or an animal doesn't chase them.

The hen in question ⬇️
March 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Went to the store yesterday, I've been bringing my little wheelie cart because it's so much easier to manoeuvre. The guy packing the carts wanted to put the paper towels in first. He'd definitely have failed at Tetris (and my jar of pickles would never have made it out of the store intact). ⬇️
March 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I didn't understand this at first but since I hunted down this image you're getting it anyway.
March 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM