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Lisa Tozzi
@lisatozzi.bsky.social
Everything’s going to be just fine. Now go upstairs, pack your bags. We're going to begin a new life under the sea

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Timeline cleanse: Tiny dog trotting in the snow
January 25, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Outstanding achievement in the field of sleeping
January 24, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Oh hey, look who showed up
January 20, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Heeeeeere’s Duckie!
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I do not wan to recap 2016 which is on the Top 5 of worst years. However, here is a photo from around then of Quincy and his alt-rock bandmates.
January 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Bracing for the week ahead
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Ear frizz
December 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Quiz: Do You Speak 2025? www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/s...
December 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When you’ve spent the past few days doing holidays
December 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Someone just learned about Hunger Games

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December 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Not sure if he’d ever experienced snow before
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Drunk raccoon should be a regular character
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Lou is making it difficult to get going this morning
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
A little less regal
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
LOL
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Goodnight
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Stop laying off copy editors and then complaining about errors and lack of reader trust challenge
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Why are we polling people who don’t live in NYC about the mayor of NYC?
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Thank you so much @sketchesbyannie.bsky.social!
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
After Mamdani Win, Schumer Rejects Charges He’s Out of Touch www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/n...
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Lou Grant did not care for this at all
October 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The dogs tolerated my attempt to outfit them for Halloween for like 30 seconds
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
That post-daycare sleepiness
October 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This message on the official USDA site is bonkers.
October 28, 2025 at 11:08 AM