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lisavania.bsky.social
Lisavania
@lisavania.bsky.social
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Some dingus that's just happy to be here.

30+ | she/her | asexual lesbian | ♏ | ISFP

http://www.twitch.tv/Lisavania
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I was finally able to sit at my PC for an extended period and canceled Spotify premium (My message to them was "What do you *mean* you don't see anything harmful about running ICE recruitment ads? Girl, bye.") and YOU GOTTA LOVE EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION. This is gross times a million.
Spotify's account cancelation page links to a playlist from @SpotifyCares titled "Goodbye for now :(" with songs that have titles that spell out "If you leave us now you'll take away the biggest part of us". Wild abusive partner behavior from a company, dude.
December 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I was trying to test out my new light box, but my son had other plans.
A black cat walking into a half of a box that has lights in it for taking product photos. There's a necklace propped up inside the box when he decided to do this. A black cat inside a half box, covering most of the LED lights inside. A black cat peeking his head out of half a box. A black cat looking very interested in something out of frame.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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It's Lisa Day! Everybody has to have something delicious to celebrate!

This is the cookie cake mom got me this year kfdlfd;lgf It's supposed to be a kitty (my son) popping out of a jack-o-lantern, but she recolored it to be blue and made it a portal. He still has a little autumn hat though!
A cookie cake decorated in chocolate and blue icing. There is a black cat coming out of a blue portal (a recolored jack-o-lantern). The text says "You chose the wrong portal!"
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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In and out in like 20 minutes! Bless it being 7am. I hope so many more people show up!
A Georgia voter sticker!
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Oh no, they kinda do look like ghostly Slimer
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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A kitty purring because her mattress is set to 5, her mom covered her up and just told her that she's getting her a nice sweater for winter.
A slanted view of a cat named Tabitha laying underneath puffy covers. She's been shaved recently, so a lot of the hair past her shoulders is much lighter than what's on her face and arms.
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I put it all in a pillowcase for morale!

@briesbe.bsky.social is the official savior of this Halloween 🖤🤎🖤
A pillowcase full of candy, including Ghost Dots, Fruit Chews, Tootsie Rolls, Tootsie Pops and regular Dots, as well as a bag of Autumn Mix candy corn and Reese's pieces.
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Throwback to 2018 when I dressed like this to wed my parents on Halloween!
A Caucasian lady in a very messy room taking a photo in the mirror of herself in a white dress and a Sailor Moon wig.
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I caught my first shiny last night because Sten pointed it out and this is sending me into the stratosphere
October 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Also Cogsworth finding out I'm gay.
October 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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My stupid ass out here dressed like an LFO music video with a CK one spritz. They gave me JNCOs and I'm making it everybody's problem.
October 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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uh oh
August 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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God I wish America wasn't a hellscape, because we have so many food crimes.
A screenshot of the Sonic drive-in on the Doordash app, advertising their new, horrible slush creation. "SONIC's sweet slush featuring the bold flavor mix of pickle juice and tart lime, with Pickle Juice Flavor Bubbles and a GRILLO'S PICKLES Pickle Chip right on top. Available in a medium size only."
July 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I read "no sex Marg" and immediately this popped into my head
Marge and Homer Simpson in bed, with Homer saying "Come on, Marge. We're a team. It's uter-US not uter-YOU."
July 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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You know what? Full fuckery mode: Chester Cheetah
Chester is a rad cheetah with sick sneakers and sunglasses.
May 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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The Turts, but these ones
The terrifying 90s teenage mutant ninja turtles
May 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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B.O.B from Monsters vs Aliens
A large (honestly delicious looking) blue blob
May 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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My man the Space Kook
It's honestly just a skull in a space suit but Jesus Christ the sound this guy made
May 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Anybody in this picture
The cast of Zoobilee Zoo
May 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Scar from The Lion King
Think of what would happen if a handsome dude was turned into a lion.
May 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Isaac from Castlevania Curse of Darkness
May 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Graham Jones' final form from Castlevania Aria of Sorrow
There's so much Occurring here and I honestly have no idea how to describe it.
May 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Speaking of Gravity Falls, have you done Bill Cipher yet?
Bill is - and I cannot stress this enough - just a yellow triangle with one eye. He has little cartoon arms and legs and a top hat. And a bowtie.
May 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Tumblr Sexyman 2025, Stanley Pines (also oh man you'd love Gravity Falls if you haven't seen it yet)
Stanley Pines, disheveled after a fight.
May 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Let's-a go!

King Cerberus from DMC5
King Cerberus is a three headed dog with elemental powers of lightning, ice and fire.
May 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM