Lisa Vollrath
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Lisa Vollrath
@lisavollrath.bsky.social
Artist. Writer. Vegan. Alphabet mafia. Perfumista on a budget. Blue dot in a sea of red 💙
Reposted by Lisa Vollrath
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oh, yay. I'm being terrorized by an insurance adjuster. She's tried to call me 5 times in the last hour, while emailing and texting that we MUST speak on the phone.

Honey, did you miss the "I never answer this phone" outgoing message? Just email me.
December 16, 2024 at 11:38 PM
This is the face of a dog who kept me up until 4am. He'd whine, I'd take him out, he'd eat grass, we'd go in, he'd sleep snuggled against me for 10 minutes, then get up, hork up the grass he ate, and whine. Lather, rinse, repeat, all night long.

Not cool, dude.
December 16, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Oh, yay. Someone broke into my car.
December 11, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Yeah. I do this kinda thing on both TT and Lemon8. I'm LisaSmellsGood in both places.
December 9, 2024 at 10:03 PM
This really is a photo of two dogs. Honest.

They're very matchy.
December 2, 2024 at 1:58 AM
What is the deal with dudes with no posts following me on my socials?

Bud, whatever it is, I am too smart and too queer to be your target audience. K?
November 30, 2024 at 10:05 PM
The thing about fascism: it doesn't last.

Sooner or later, it fails, or people can't afford food and heat and medicine for their kids, and the fascists get overthrown.

Course correction incoming...
November 28, 2024 at 5:39 PM
It finally got cold here today, so the dogs that normally sleep on opposite ends of the sofa have formed their first Fall cuddle puddle.
November 21, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Dr. Oz? Really?

I hate this show already.
November 19, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Fresh color.
November 15, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Hey. I started a new TikTok account this week, for my attempts to smell good on a budget.

Don't laugh.

www.tiktok.com/@lisasmellsg...
Lisa's Creator Profile
www.tiktok.com
November 15, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Watched Emilia Pérez on Netflix this morning.

I don't usually like watching films with subtitles, or musicals, and this was both, sort of.

Beautifully done. I'm glad I stayed with it.
November 14, 2024 at 6:48 PM
OK, I'm here.
November 14, 2024 at 5:53 PM