Cholera Daddy
@listenbucko.bsky.social
International Man of Dysentery
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They say brevity is the soul of wit, so here’s a list of nice things I have to say about my ex wife
Hey guys, my falcon cannot hear me (its falconer), should I be concerned?
January 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Hey guys, my falcon cannot hear me (its falconer), should I be concerned?
Don’t smoke on a crack or you‘ll break your mother‘s heart.
January 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Don’t smoke on a crack or you‘ll break your mother‘s heart.
“Clowns aren’t even that scary” I type, posting through It.
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 AM
“Clowns aren’t even that scary” I type, posting through It.
I’m always carrying a potted plant around with me, in case I get trapped in a small, airtight space and need to generate my own oxygen
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I’m always carrying a potted plant around with me, in case I get trapped in a small, airtight space and need to generate my own oxygen
Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting (to throw away all of their socks and replace them with socks that are all identical)
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting (to throw away all of their socks and replace them with socks that are all identical)
Cramming for my dentist appointment
December 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Cramming for my dentist appointment
Lucky the Leprechaun came home early after being let go from his cereal mascot job to find his wife in bed with a bowl of Cocoa Puffs
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Lucky the Leprechaun came home early after being let go from his cereal mascot job to find his wife in bed with a bowl of Cocoa Puffs
The best way to assassinate someone by far would be to have an African Elephant sit on them. It would look like a complete accident
December 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The best way to assassinate someone by far would be to have an African Elephant sit on them. It would look like a complete accident
Don’t drink and drive; that’s Irish cultural appropriation
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Don’t drink and drive; that’s Irish cultural appropriation
First they came for the pedophiles, and I said something, because I was a pedophile.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
First they came for the pedophiles, and I said something, because I was a pedophile.
Putting the disclaimer “Enlarged to show texture” on my dick pics
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Putting the disclaimer “Enlarged to show texture” on my dick pics
Introducing: I Can’t Believe It’s Butter
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Introducing: I Can’t Believe It’s Butter
All my bejeebers gone
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
All my bejeebers gone
Tell me, Mr Anderson, what good is a scream if you’re unable to Have Mouth?
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Tell me, Mr Anderson, what good is a scream if you’re unable to Have Mouth?
“Less is more” lmfao ok buddy 1984 called they want their Orwellian slogans back
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“Less is more” lmfao ok buddy 1984 called they want their Orwellian slogans back
Just found police paraphernalia in my son’s drawer. He had the gall to tell me he was “holding on to it for a friend”. Feeling devastated and not sure what to do right now.
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Just found police paraphernalia in my son’s drawer. He had the gall to tell me he was “holding on to it for a friend”. Feeling devastated and not sure what to do right now.
*Taylor Swift voice* You can call me “uncle” if you want, cuz I’m sleeping with your aunt.
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
*Taylor Swift voice* You can call me “uncle” if you want, cuz I’m sleeping with your aunt.
I hate when I’m trying to watch a simple masseuse video and halfway through the two people just start having sex, that’s so unprofessional
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I hate when I’m trying to watch a simple masseuse video and halfway through the two people just start having sex, that’s so unprofessional
Rey from Star Wars is such a Mary Sue. You’re telling me she can move objects with her MIND? Feminism has gone too far.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Rey from Star Wars is such a Mary Sue. You’re telling me she can move objects with her MIND? Feminism has gone too far.
The Rainbow Fish is a timeless children’s book about how you should tear pieces of your own body off and give them to other people, if they ask you. Especially if it’s because they’re jealous of how pretty you are. This is a good way to make friends.
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The Rainbow Fish is a timeless children’s book about how you should tear pieces of your own body off and give them to other people, if they ask you. Especially if it’s because they’re jealous of how pretty you are. This is a good way to make friends.
Asking ChatGPT what “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” means
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Asking ChatGPT what “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” means
I’m done with “trans equality” at this point I think the government should make it illegal to refuse to have sex with a trans person if they ask you to.
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m done with “trans equality” at this point I think the government should make it illegal to refuse to have sex with a trans person if they ask you to.
Logged In and Locked In
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Logged In and Locked In
James Earl Jones is literally the perfect name
October 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
James Earl Jones is literally the perfect name
Black Rifle Coffee makes no sense. The anti-woke coffee brand. What do you think coffee does, geniuses?
October 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Black Rifle Coffee makes no sense. The anti-woke coffee brand. What do you think coffee does, geniuses?