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Chris Clarke
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And then never even checking the luggage to see if it was there...
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Honestly... I think I'd want to speak to someone before I quizzed them in a court. While speaking to ten witnesses prior may take some time, it could save having the trial in the first place.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Ahh but the wrong picadilly... at least that's how the song played to me lol
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I meant it more as an effectiveness issue. Wcu doing nothing other than telling me where to be and when. I still don't see how my statement helps the prosecution. The victim should be the defendant!
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I heard under a reform government the spire will straighten.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I suppose reform are going to ban 5g, WiFi, Bluetooth, GPS and aeroplanes then? Oh and fluoride. I guess when they take the piss out of Polanski's tooth gap it's because he's only got one missing.
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh. What an entirely surprising development nobody saw coming.
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Yeah but it was a good nap. Nobody ever had a better nap. The experts all say its the best nap they've ever seen.
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Having my first experience of the justice system. Been called as a prosecution witness at a magistrates court. I think the defendant did nothing at all wrong and is in fact the victim. Prosecution have never contacted me past a witness statement to the police. Seems mad.
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I'm always surprised just how cheap these people are. You'd expect them to be getting millions for their treachery. Why do it all for a few grand?
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Where are your other 2 gigs? I missed an announcement...
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is his "grab em by the pussy" moment. And it will not dent his followers one bit. It won't stop them liking him. It's WHY they like him.
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
FAKE NEWS! You photoshopped the graph! I can tell by the pixels!
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
France. Better to drag it out and hope they get deported first. The only way I see it working is to have an agreement with the French to build a migrant facility in France operated by us to process people. Although this is really no different to the army barracks idea here but out of sight.
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
While you don't have to claim asylum in the first safe country, its not a right to wander and shop for asylum. You have to make what you intend to be a single journey to where you intend to claim. If anything there is far less motivation for a UK government to process claims quickly for people in
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What does that look like though? If it's 2 weeks what does a migrant in Paris do for a fortnight? Without claiming asylum in France they've no right to be there at all.
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Illegal immigrant to France.
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I mostly agree... one thing needs factoring in is the amount of time a claim takes. It someone was able to apply at the British embassy in, say, Paris, what do they do for the year or so it seems to take us to process it? At that point being in France and NOT claiming French asylum makes them an
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Isn't that identical to gobble and waddle? Seems like the old eats shoots and leaves gag...
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
And.. as we are seeing play out right now... it largely does.
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM
If only one was titled "The Magna Carta"...
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Is platforming Farage woke now? I must have blinked and missed the left wing bias.
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Sidney Powell should be pardoned. In 2 weeks... always 2 weeks away.
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 AM