The news about the dirtbag who committed sex crimes on a young lady becoming a deputy sheriff in Dubuque county is indeed horrible and I'm glad we're all pissed.
Now keep that same energy when it's your homeboy.

Find an excuse to show kindness today.

Here's me committing a crime I guess. It was really funny tho. (I covered for another DJ last minute on Halloween so I dressed up as him and didn't tell anybody.)

I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now

Every time I have a rough day at work I just remind myself I could still be working at McDonald's and I feel better

I took my boyfriend's dog hostage for the morning. (He had to be out for the annual rental inspection.) Got him his first pup cup and some bank treats, ran around by the river, then we visited grandma. ☺️

My band be doin stuff