It would cost them nothing to send us one or two

perhaps also VeilofTime's Day?

ok this is a stretch but hear me out: Roald Dahlentines Day. We put newts in glasses of water and poison our grandmothers.

and Valet-ine's Day

Femme Fatalentine’s Day: we listen to the Velvet Underground and watch “Die Another Day”

don't forget Charles deGaullentine's Day

Shaolintine’s Day. Can’t spell kung fu without u

Macau-lentine's Day: An event to celebrate the Chinese tourist destination, hosted by Macauley Culkin. Across the street at another venue, the organizers of Macaw-lentine's Day will be steaming mad their thunder was stolen while surrounded by brightly colored New World parrots

OK Corrallentine's Day: this is just a rodeo. Maybe throw in some Wild West re-enactors? Is Billy the Kid available?

Canalentine's Day: a day for celebrating manmade waterways. As we all know, it's a rough time for canals and we would like to support them in their time of need.

Pascalentine's Day: a day for making Pascal's Wagers, measuring units of pressure, triangles, + esoteric programming languages. The main event will be the Pedro Pascal lookalike contest.

🙋Just got here!

"We" = Leila and Brian, two normal people who live in Austin and like leaving the house sometimes