Literary Horoscopes
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LEO: It's December. Read something chilling.
December 1, 2024 at 8:00 AM
LEO: It's December. Read something chilling.
CANCER: This week, do judge a book by its cover.
November 30, 2024 at 8:00 AM
CANCER: This week, do judge a book by its cover.
GEMINI: Out: novels featuring magical realism. In: nonfiction featuring magical realism.
November 29, 2024 at 8:00 AM
GEMINI: Out: novels featuring magical realism. In: nonfiction featuring magical realism.
TAURUS: Kafka is in the House of the Seven Gables. Avoid legal entanglements.
November 28, 2024 at 8:00 AM
TAURUS: Kafka is in the House of the Seven Gables. Avoid legal entanglements.
ARIES: Reading Brontë this month will lead to prosperity. But which one? Choose carefully.
November 27, 2024 at 8:00 AM
ARIES: Reading Brontë this month will lead to prosperity. But which one? Choose carefully.
PISCES: Magical realism will lead to good fortune in the coming week, although it’s not clear exactly how.
November 26, 2024 at 8:00 AM
PISCES: Magical realism will lead to good fortune in the coming week, although it’s not clear exactly how.
AQUARIUS: For the next fortnight, favour synechtoche over metonymy.
November 25, 2024 at 8:00 AM
AQUARIUS: For the next fortnight, favour synechtoche over metonymy.
ALL SIGNS: In December, Stendhal will enter the House of Mirth. Beware of genre confusion.
November 24, 2024 at 4:00 PM
ALL SIGNS: In December, Stendhal will enter the House of Mirth. Beware of genre confusion.
CAPRICORN: Your star chart is in alignment with Octavia Butler.
November 24, 2024 at 8:00 AM
CAPRICORN: Your star chart is in alignment with Octavia Butler.
SAGITTARIUS: One of the books in your TBR pile is calling to you this week. Don’t ignore it.
November 23, 2024 at 8:00 AM
SAGITTARIUS: One of the books in your TBR pile is calling to you this week. Don’t ignore it.
SCORPIO: This week, Colm Tóibín is in the ascendant.
November 22, 2024 at 8:00 AM
SCORPIO: This week, Colm Tóibín is in the ascendant.
LIBRA: In: Dorothy Sayers’ mysteries. Out: Dorothy Sayers’ translation of Dante.
November 21, 2024 at 8:00 AM
LIBRA: In: Dorothy Sayers’ mysteries. Out: Dorothy Sayers’ translation of Dante.
VIRGO: Consider beginning a series of between three and six books. Seven is not a propitious number, so avoid Proust.
November 20, 2024 at 8:00 AM
VIRGO: Consider beginning a series of between three and six books. Seven is not a propitious number, so avoid Proust.
ALL SIGNS: With winter settling in in the Northern Hemisphere, Nancy Mitford is in the ascendant.
November 19, 2024 at 1:43 PM
ALL SIGNS: With winter settling in in the Northern Hemisphere, Nancy Mitford is in the ascendant.
LEO: As a fixed sign, Leos can be especially vulnerable to sudden plot twists. Stretch well before reading.
November 19, 2024 at 8:00 AM
LEO: As a fixed sign, Leos can be especially vulnerable to sudden plot twists. Stretch well before reading.
CANCER: This week is a good time to reconsider your relationship with Dickens. Is it healthy? Is it really about Dickens at all, or is it just about you?
November 18, 2024 at 8:00 AM
CANCER: This week is a good time to reconsider your relationship with Dickens. Is it healthy? Is it really about Dickens at all, or is it just about you?
GEMINI: Avoid European writers until Tolstoy is no longer in retrograde.
November 17, 2024 at 8:00 AM
GEMINI: Avoid European writers until Tolstoy is no longer in retrograde.
TAURUS: You will see an enticing new book on BookTok this week. It’s a trap. Read Virginia Woolf instead.
November 16, 2024 at 8:00 AM
TAURUS: You will see an enticing new book on BookTok this week. It’s a trap. Read Virginia Woolf instead.
ARIES: This would be a good week to read Edna St. Vincent Millay. Wear loose clothing.
November 15, 2024 at 11:05 AM
ARIES: This would be a good week to read Edna St. Vincent Millay. Wear loose clothing.