in the clurb we all fam but instead of nightclub it’s club sandwich and instead of fam it’s spam

It’s December 3rd and the Spotify wrapped isn’t out so… should I just go kill myself or something?

Highway robbery that McDonald’s just took away the dollar any size soft drinks and now I have to pay double that

should be Christmas movie time but instead it’s study for pharm final time ):

did you just mourn the wicked? girl be serious

This is the newest cause and effect relationship affecting my life

Buccaneers-Panthers score is EMBARRASSING

how in the fuck am I supposed to carefully craft a Bluesky feed NEARLY as immaculate as the one I’ve made on twitter? tall tasks for me this December

I’ve listened to the Wicked movie soundtrack twice now and both times I sobbed like baby BUT interestingly enough when listening to the Wicked broadway recording I didn’t feel nearly as emotional nor did I cry and THEREFORE the only conclusion I have is that Cynthia Erivo might actually be a witch

I am desperate for a Quizlet wrapped a la Spotify wrapped so I can see how many flashcards I’ve studied this year. Numbers gotta be in the millions by now

PA-S actually stands for poor ass student unfortunately enough for me

I bet when I was a kid and found out my parents had names other than mom and dad that shit rocked me to my CORE