Megan 🖤💋
@littlebrattybat.bsky.social
50% Halloween Queen 🦇
50% Certified Lover Girl 💖
50% Badass Babe 😎
100% Bad at Math 🤙🏻
Alt vibes OF model 🖤🔥
Kind of cool on a good day.
50% Certified Lover Girl 💖
50% Badass Babe 😎
100% Bad at Math 🤙🏻
Alt vibes OF model 🖤🔥
Kind of cool on a good day.
The amount of men that think OF is a dating app is mind blowing to me
May 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The amount of men that think OF is a dating app is mind blowing to me
Of course as soon as I pay off my medical debt, the cat throws me back in the hole 😵💫
April 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Of course as soon as I pay off my medical debt, the cat throws me back in the hole 😵💫
Being a girl is so fun. I love getting paid $50 to tell a man what I think about his 🍆
April 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Being a girl is so fun. I love getting paid $50 to tell a man what I think about his 🍆
I swear I'd have my student loans paid off if it wasn't against the rules to sell worn panties on OF 😮💨😤
April 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I swear I'd have my student loans paid off if it wasn't against the rules to sell worn panties on OF 😮💨😤
Making a man cum in less than a minute while I'm on top is honestly such a compliment and I will never be mad about it or get tired of it. 💅😈
March 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Making a man cum in less than a minute while I'm on top is honestly such a compliment and I will never be mad about it or get tired of it. 💅😈
"And I don't blame you
I know you didn't mean to
Make me a casualty of your curiosity
And I don't hate you
'Cause I know you didn't mean to
I know you didn't mean to
I hope you didn't mean to"
I know you didn't mean to
Make me a casualty of your curiosity
And I don't hate you
'Cause I know you didn't mean to
I know you didn't mean to
I hope you didn't mean to"
March 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"And I don't blame you
I know you didn't mean to
Make me a casualty of your curiosity
And I don't hate you
'Cause I know you didn't mean to
I know you didn't mean to
I hope you didn't mean to"
I know you didn't mean to
Make me a casualty of your curiosity
And I don't hate you
'Cause I know you didn't mean to
I know you didn't mean to
I hope you didn't mean to"
On my third migraine of the week and my rescue meds aren't helping this one. I need this fucking weather to FIX ITSELF before I go completely insane
March 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
On my third migraine of the week and my rescue meds aren't helping this one. I need this fucking weather to FIX ITSELF before I go completely insane
I'm sure you're thinking "uhhh a real journal, maybe?" I did that from 4th grade until I had my first stroke, then I came to the realization that if I died, someone would find them and KNOW ME and I hated that so I immediately threw them in the dumpster when I got home and never journaled again
March 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I'm sure you're thinking "uhhh a real journal, maybe?" I did that from 4th grade until I had my first stroke, then I came to the realization that if I died, someone would find them and KNOW ME and I hated that so I immediately threw them in the dumpster when I got home and never journaled again
I love having a void to scream into. Reminds me of livejournal back in the day. Someone needs to bring that back (is it still there? I haven't checked).
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I love having a void to scream into. Reminds me of livejournal back in the day. Someone needs to bring that back (is it still there? I haven't checked).
Everything I do is wrongggg, woooooooooo 👌🙃🫠
March 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Everything I do is wrongggg, woooooooooo 👌🙃🫠
The divorced dads REALLY love me on OF...I don't know how I ended up being that niche but I'm not gonna complain 🫡
March 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The divorced dads REALLY love me on OF...I don't know how I ended up being that niche but I'm not gonna complain 🫡
There are pros and cons to online sex work but a definite pro is making over $70 in an hour, in my bathrobe, in bed 🤑
March 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
There are pros and cons to online sex work but a definite pro is making over $70 in an hour, in my bathrobe, in bed 🤑
"I worshipped the myth I made of you, but I'm off my knees now."
February 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"I worshipped the myth I made of you, but I'm off my knees now."
Gotta love accidentally sending the 🍆 emoji in a text to MY MOM 🫠🫣
February 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Gotta love accidentally sending the 🍆 emoji in a text to MY MOM 🫠🫣
Never underestimate the cathartic power of sobbing in bed with your cat in the middle of the day
February 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Never underestimate the cathartic power of sobbing in bed with your cat in the middle of the day
Today is one of those days that I'm choosing to wallow in self pity and feel very "why me" and no one can stop me 😤👿
February 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Today is one of those days that I'm choosing to wallow in self pity and feel very "why me" and no one can stop me 😤👿
Is anybody reading these or am I truly shouting into the void here?
February 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Is anybody reading these or am I truly shouting into the void here?
(CONT.) To be fair, she said she had a million questions about my brain surgery and wanted to ask but knew it wasn't an appropriate time. I just thought maybe it would be fun to have a convo with her outside of her work environment but alas, the universe thinks not.
February 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
(CONT.) To be fair, she said she had a million questions about my brain surgery and wanted to ask but knew it wasn't an appropriate time. I just thought maybe it would be fun to have a convo with her outside of her work environment but alas, the universe thinks not.
What the fuck are the chances that my waitress at dinner tonight was in school for neuroscience, is sober, and also gluten free?? I have never tried to stalk someone who has waited on me on social media before but damn if I didn't try tonight (no luck tho, apparently I'm not a great detective 🔎)
February 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
What the fuck are the chances that my waitress at dinner tonight was in school for neuroscience, is sober, and also gluten free?? I have never tried to stalk someone who has waited on me on social media before but damn if I didn't try tonight (no luck tho, apparently I'm not a great detective 🔎)
I can only imagine the look on the Amazon workers face that picked my last order...a pink glittery clipboard, an extremely cropped fishnet shirt, a black pleated mini skirt, and a realistic dildo. Being a SW but also an actual business professional writes its own comedy sketches sometimes
February 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I can only imagine the look on the Amazon workers face that picked my last order...a pink glittery clipboard, an extremely cropped fishnet shirt, a black pleated mini skirt, and a realistic dildo. Being a SW but also an actual business professional writes its own comedy sketches sometimes
About to make my cat start an OnlyPaws to pay for her $1100 vet bill today 🥴
February 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
About to make my cat start an OnlyPaws to pay for her $1100 vet bill today 🥴
Whatever research study said that orgasms help headaches is a filthy lie. However, I know sometimes experiments need to be repeated to obtain the best result and I'm no quitter.
February 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Whatever research study said that orgasms help headaches is a filthy lie. However, I know sometimes experiments need to be repeated to obtain the best result and I'm no quitter.
Can we normalize nap hangouts again?? I used to be snoozing so much with my besties growing up/early 20's and truly I need it more now than back then. Just pull up and lay tf down on the couch, we'll catch up when we wake up 😴
February 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Can we normalize nap hangouts again?? I used to be snoozing so much with my besties growing up/early 20's and truly I need it more now than back then. Just pull up and lay tf down on the couch, we'll catch up when we wake up 😴
maybe i should have said pray for my hot water heater because i ran out of hot water before i could shave my second leg FML🫠
February 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
maybe i should have said pray for my hot water heater because i ran out of hot water before i could shave my second leg FML🫠
About to shave my legs for the first time since my brain bleed in November. Pray for my razor ✝️🪒
February 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
About to shave my legs for the first time since my brain bleed in November. Pray for my razor ✝️🪒