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littlebrattybat.bsky.social
Megan 🖤💋
@littlebrattybat.bsky.social
50% Halloween Queen 🦇
50% Certified Lover Girl 💖
50% Badass Babe 😎
100% Bad at Math 🤙🏻
Alt vibes OF model 🖤🔥
Kind of cool on a good day.
The amount of men that think OF is a dating app is mind blowing to me
May 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Of course as soon as I pay off my medical debt, the cat throws me back in the hole 😵‍💫
April 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Being a girl is so fun. I love getting paid $50 to tell a man what I think about his 🍆
April 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I swear I'd have my student loans paid off if it wasn't against the rules to sell worn panties on OF 😮‍💨😤
April 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Making a man cum in less than a minute while I'm on top is honestly such a compliment and I will never be mad about it or get tired of it. 💅😈
March 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"And I don't blame you
I know you didn't mean to
Make me a casualty of your curiosity
And I don't hate you
'Cause I know you didn't mean to
I know you didn't mean to
I hope you didn't mean to"
March 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
On my third migraine of the week and my rescue meds aren't helping this one. I need this fucking weather to FIX ITSELF before I go completely insane
March 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I'm sure you're thinking "uhhh a real journal, maybe?" I did that from 4th grade until I had my first stroke, then I came to the realization that if I died, someone would find them and KNOW ME and I hated that so I immediately threw them in the dumpster when I got home and never journaled again
March 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I love having a void to scream into. Reminds me of livejournal back in the day. Someone needs to bring that back (is it still there? I haven't checked).
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Everything I do is wrongggg, woooooooooo 👌🙃🫠
March 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The divorced dads REALLY love me on OF...I don't know how I ended up being that niche but I'm not gonna complain 🫡
March 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
There are pros and cons to online sex work but a definite pro is making over $70 in an hour, in my bathrobe, in bed 🤑
March 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"I worshipped the myth I made of you, but I'm off my knees now."
February 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Gotta love accidentally sending the 🍆 emoji in a text to MY MOM 🫠🫣
February 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Never underestimate the cathartic power of sobbing in bed with your cat in the middle of the day
February 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Today is one of those days that I'm choosing to wallow in self pity and feel very "why me" and no one can stop me 😤👿
February 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Is anybody reading these or am I truly shouting into the void here?
February 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
(CONT.) To be fair, she said she had a million questions about my brain surgery and wanted to ask but knew it wasn't an appropriate time. I just thought maybe it would be fun to have a convo with her outside of her work environment but alas, the universe thinks not.
February 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What the fuck are the chances that my waitress at dinner tonight was in school for neuroscience, is sober, and also gluten free?? I have never tried to stalk someone who has waited on me on social media before but damn if I didn't try tonight (no luck tho, apparently I'm not a great detective 🔎)
February 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I can only imagine the look on the Amazon workers face that picked my last order...a pink glittery clipboard, an extremely cropped fishnet shirt, a black pleated mini skirt, and a realistic dildo. Being a SW but also an actual business professional writes its own comedy sketches sometimes
February 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
About to make my cat start an OnlyPaws to pay for her $1100 vet bill today 🥴
February 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Whatever research study said that orgasms help headaches is a filthy lie. However, I know sometimes experiments need to be repeated to obtain the best result and I'm no quitter.
February 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Can we normalize nap hangouts again?? I used to be snoozing so much with my besties growing up/early 20's and truly I need it more now than back then. Just pull up and lay tf down on the couch, we'll catch up when we wake up 😴
February 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
maybe i should have said pray for my hot water heater because i ran out of hot water before i could shave my second leg FML🫠
February 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
About to shave my legs for the first time since my brain bleed in November. Pray for my razor ✝️🪒
February 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM