its Fabio Jackson, op

lol at the bats

it's good that mick finally tapped out at this point but previously mick has forgiven a bunch of sex trafficking and also the time wwe killed a close friend of his because they thought a safety harness would be too expensive

as a socialist i find it tragic that the average american is one car accident or medical issue away from not being able to chug four gallons of milk whenever they want

tapping a dude on the shoulder while he's thrusting away and asking him if anyone's called next

there's an unwritten rule in the men's room that you leave an open urinal between you and other men, so if men are peeing and following said rule, the remaining urinals spell out "he lied"

you're telling on yourself right now

I know several people with genuinely debilitating conditions who have to go through months and months of gp visits and half measures before they can get approved for the surgery they know they need. Very cool that these rich dipshits get to run the world.

I tapped out during what I assumed was the tutorial fight lol

gross lol

Actually it's half regular style horny posting and half people saying stuff like "Great shot! I love the color of her dress" (even hornier style of guy than the former)

good lord lol

my personal fav as well lol

the gerbils ftw

Paul Shaeffer: Unprompted?

Dave: Unpromoted.

Paul: No elaboration?

Dave: No elaboration. None. Number two...

hmmmm lol