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@littlepatchofhell.bsky.social
· Feb 3
If you see me making dumb spellimg errors, its becausr I disabled autocorrect on my phone so it would stop trying to substitute words when it wasn't supposed ti.
So, now I can say 'orgy' all I like, but I might occasionally say 'spellimg'.
So, now I can say 'orgy' all I like, but I might occasionally say 'spellimg'.
Me @tradwives: its so embrassassing that their lives are so hollow that they must center their identity around being a wife.
Also me: I AM GONNA MAKE A CULT OF WIVES
Also me: I AM GONNA MAKE A CULT OF WIVES
January 11, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Me @tradwives: its so embrassassing that their lives are so hollow that they must center their identity around being a wife.
Also me: I AM GONNA MAKE A CULT OF WIVES
Also me: I AM GONNA MAKE A CULT OF WIVES
When the dog goes "oof" in his sleep
January 7, 2026 at 8:49 AM
When the dog goes "oof" in his sleep
I had a dream that I was teaching a relief class. Everything was very normal except someone in the class was convinced that you have to turn cranfield caligo into a cum consistency before it's usable.
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I had a dream that I was teaching a relief class. Everything was very normal except someone in the class was convinced that you have to turn cranfield caligo into a cum consistency before it's usable.
My wife gave me the worst book she could find as a christmas gift and HOOOO BOY, it's so bad
December 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My wife gave me the worst book she could find as a christmas gift and HOOOO BOY, it's so bad
I s2g, there's a couple in the neighborhood who has been fighting since 11pm. It's currently 3am christmas day.
Just break up.
Just break up.
December 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I s2g, there's a couple in the neighborhood who has been fighting since 11pm. It's currently 3am christmas day.
Just break up.
Just break up.
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🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
Gotta frame and deliver this one on Sat morning 💀
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Gotta frame and deliver this one on Sat morning 💀
A creature of unimaginble evil
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
A creature of unimaginble evil
I got a new couch and learned that my wife is slightly colorblind. Its been a good day
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I got a new couch and learned that my wife is slightly colorblind. Its been a good day
Gonna try to do a warm up portrait every day for an unspecified but limited ampumt of time to grt me more in the practice of finishing things.
Day 1, Armand (of course). Started around 9:15, finished around 10:45
Day 1, Armand (of course). Started around 9:15, finished around 10:45
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Gonna try to do a warm up portrait every day for an unspecified but limited ampumt of time to grt me more in the practice of finishing things.
Day 1, Armand (of course). Started around 9:15, finished around 10:45
Day 1, Armand (of course). Started around 9:15, finished around 10:45
It's 3am! You know what that means! Lying awake, staring at my darkened ceiling until I lose conciousness and/or patience.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
It's 3am! You know what that means! Lying awake, staring at my darkened ceiling until I lose conciousness and/or patience.
My wife is so fucking lucky I'm short. Her sleeping form loves nothing nore than lie in a diagonal line bisecting the bed from corner to corner and if I was any taller, we'd have some major footspace issues.
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
My wife is so fucking lucky I'm short. Her sleeping form loves nothing nore than lie in a diagonal line bisecting the bed from corner to corner and if I was any taller, we'd have some major footspace issues.
Me and my mosquito bites are wide fucking awake now. 🙃
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Me and my mosquito bites are wide fucking awake now. 🙃
Yeah... if it's so late that my dog doesn't even wake up if you knock, there's no way in hell I'm answering that door.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Yeah... if it's so late that my dog doesn't even wake up if you knock, there's no way in hell I'm answering that door.
"The fly in the ointment" is no longer a relevant turn of phrase because ointments are usually packaged in fly-proof tubes or pumps these days.
May I suggest "the white person dressed in a shitty, cheap kimono at the halloween party" as a replacement?
May I suggest "the white person dressed in a shitty, cheap kimono at the halloween party" as a replacement?
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 AM
"The fly in the ointment" is no longer a relevant turn of phrase because ointments are usually packaged in fly-proof tubes or pumps these days.
May I suggest "the white person dressed in a shitty, cheap kimono at the halloween party" as a replacement?
May I suggest "the white person dressed in a shitty, cheap kimono at the halloween party" as a replacement?
The wife: this soup is great... but... the garlic could've been cut smaller.
Me: that's your own fault for eating the forbidden vegetable. You should have known better.
Me: that's your own fault for eating the forbidden vegetable. You should have known better.
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The wife: this soup is great... but... the garlic could've been cut smaller.
Me: that's your own fault for eating the forbidden vegetable. You should have known better.
Me: that's your own fault for eating the forbidden vegetable. You should have known better.
Wrapped up a good, long printing day. My brain feels clean.
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Wrapped up a good, long printing day. My brain feels clean.
My new favorite movie
October 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My new favorite movie
Watched "A Cursed Man", a documentary about a guy who went around asking magic practitioners for curses. Came away with the impression that... that's a dumb thing to do.
Idk if magic is real, but this guy was def dumb, especially considered how quickly he chickened out.
Idk if magic is real, but this guy was def dumb, especially considered how quickly he chickened out.
October 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Watched "A Cursed Man", a documentary about a guy who went around asking magic practitioners for curses. Came away with the impression that... that's a dumb thing to do.
Idk if magic is real, but this guy was def dumb, especially considered how quickly he chickened out.
Idk if magic is real, but this guy was def dumb, especially considered how quickly he chickened out.
Me @ poisoned roach on my kitchen floor: I hate you, please die soon. K bai!!!! <3
October 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Me @ poisoned roach on my kitchen floor: I hate you, please die soon. K bai!!!! <3
Imagine if I just... didn't finish this sentence.
October 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Imagine if I just... didn't finish this sentence.
The other day a zinester who I will not name for their own protection mentioned that they're in a moral conundrum because they were using AI in their WIP and the family of the person the zine was about put out an announcement that they don't want their deceased loved one's image fed to AI.
October 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The other day a zinester who I will not name for their own protection mentioned that they're in a moral conundrum because they were using AI in their WIP and the family of the person the zine was about put out an announcement that they don't want their deceased loved one's image fed to AI.
My bookbinding class told me I'd be an excellent quilter.
I'm v flattered
I'm v flattered
September 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My bookbinding class told me I'd be an excellent quilter.
I'm v flattered
I'm v flattered
Started reading Piranesi on the train home on sunday and finished it yesterday.
What did I do today? Started rereading Piranesi, of course.
What did I do today? Started rereading Piranesi, of course.
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Started reading Piranesi on the train home on sunday and finished it yesterday.
What did I do today? Started rereading Piranesi, of course.
What did I do today? Started rereading Piranesi, of course.
My cat had 8 teeth removed and now needs 2 meds twice a day squirted into her mouth. Unfortunately, my lovely wife is terrible at both cat wrangling and administering meds, so I'm gonna have to find a way to do both at the same time.
September 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My cat had 8 teeth removed and now needs 2 meds twice a day squirted into her mouth. Unfortunately, my lovely wife is terrible at both cat wrangling and administering meds, so I'm gonna have to find a way to do both at the same time.