We're running for President. Tell us if this sounds radical at this point. Travel to DC to kill a fed, all the way up to the SCOTUS, and we'll pardon you. Because f*ck it all, right? If elected, we'll do that. We're super serial.

sharkiee.substack.com?r=22v5e2

His name is Kuzco #dogs

"Does your dog bite?"

"No, it's worse... she judges"

The gospel according to Saint Mariann

I’m scared for the future and I’m Australian. I cannot image how my American siblings must feel. Solidarity and love to all those oppressed minority groups affected deeply by the current political climate. May there be moments of peace and safety for you to prosper somewhere in amidst the darkness ❤️

I feel like being here is sort of like if tumblr was never sold by yahoo and if twitter never went to shit, and zuk never sucked off billionaires, before we knew Trump existed, you know, etc etc. is this healing my inner child or whatever they say 🥹

i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him