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Joe Carroll
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The only wisdom we can hope to acquire is the wisdom of humility; humility is endless.
Thank you, hadn't seen the follow up! Did you see the movie yet? Different tone, but so good...
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I think it's just an awful headline. He's loathsome, but his actual comments were more along the lines of "it's good for me if we care about whether it's constitutional, because they'll have to buy my tech to make sure they're staying on the right side of the line."
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The Prince cover proves how much he loved and respected her, too.
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
And how about that defenseman at +28! Don't remember him, but he must have been simply irresistible.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Get the whiteboard, we need to figure this out
November 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
At some point in Spring Training I looked it up and their position players' combined service time was less than Verlander's. (Pitchers weren't much more but Alcantara messed it up.)
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
www.baseball-reference.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm sure that involves some ill-defined judgment call on "commonly used names," but I will happily take any opportunity to tangentially mention Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish.
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Also, intentional walks must be destroyed.
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
WATFO?
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Unclear how OK Glasnow is though - there were reports of "side discomfort" but can't tell how serious it is.
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I guess it stuck without him too!
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Bunts *and* intentional walks! Everybody's favorite part of baseball.
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
And you say the fella who hit all the home runs is... tomorrow's pitcher? Can he do that?
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Giants too, right? White Sox in 1917, Indians in 1954, Tigers in 2012, Royals in 2014, and Washington (now Minnesota) in 1933. Unless we're saying Washington doesn't count.
October 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The other answers are probably right but I hope you also got some mileage out of "A zero mana artifact that sacrifices to add three mana of any color" and "A two-mana instant that gives you an extra turn."
October 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
October 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
¡No contaban con mi astucia!
October 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
But I guess as long as the incentives are there, no reason to believe the next guys won't just do the same thing.
October 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Yeah, they sure do. I'm always torn with the teams just soaking up risk-free revenue sharing profits and not trying, like Miami or Pittsburgh - would love for the fans and the players to taste success, but would love for the owners to lose every game and have to sell.
October 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
But it doesn't even activate anymore, after home runs or even just five minutes to first pitch.
October 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Thanks, hadn't heard about it. TAMU system was taking up all the space in the news.
September 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
September 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Miss you Kenny! Wish you could be here!
September 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"A spokesperson for Warren said in a statement to POLITICO Monday that the senator 'commented on the ongoing legal process at the International Court of Justice, not sharing her views on whether genocide is occurring in Gaza.'"
September 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM