wanting to break no contact for the first time in two years to talk about Frank from American pickers death is insane and I acknowledge that

paid for a 25$ total at the target self checkout in all coins…. completely silent line behind me

i feel like a fraud in sprouts

something about new construction really makes me wanna throw a brick thru a window

aldi tuna steaks have almost doubled in price which feels like god punishing me for eating them raw

“would you like to view your credit card statement?” would you like to eat my ass