Anything more annoying than your barber being out of town the week you’d typically get a cut? Now i gotta spend a whole week looking raggedy smh
February 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Anything more annoying than your barber being out of town the week you’d typically get a cut? Now i gotta spend a whole week looking raggedy smh
Anyone know any good accounts to follow for like breaking news type posts that’s the one thing i haven’t been able to get on here yet
February 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Anyone know any good accounts to follow for like breaking news type posts that’s the one thing i haven’t been able to get on here yet
Had to factory reset my phone and now twitter won’t work, think my run on the bird app has finally come to an end
February 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Had to factory reset my phone and now twitter won’t work, think my run on the bird app has finally come to an end
Interior crocodile alligator
December 28, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Interior crocodile alligator
It’s a damn shame nobody ever comes over to my place (by design) because now i have Versace and Missoni hand towels for my bathroom and i feel like people would be impressed by that
November 30, 2024 at 1:23 PM
It’s a damn shame nobody ever comes over to my place (by design) because now i have Versace and Missoni hand towels for my bathroom and i feel like people would be impressed by that
Spending 150 on Missoni towels to get a $75 gift card that i can use on the bougie white elephant gift i gotta buy to own the libs
November 30, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Spending 150 on Missoni towels to get a $75 gift card that i can use on the bougie white elephant gift i gotta buy to own the libs
Sorry i missed thanksgiving dinner was to busy watching a 3.5 hour compilation video of the Knicks most memorable finishes of the last 25 years posted by the official nba YouTube channel
November 28, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Sorry i missed thanksgiving dinner was to busy watching a 3.5 hour compilation video of the Knicks most memorable finishes of the last 25 years posted by the official nba YouTube channel
Definition of first world problems:
Sometimes the WiFi in my house is spotty so all the videos on YouTube are like 360p when i watch on my tv so i have to turn my Xbox on to watch from the YouTube app there because it’s a hardwired connection and so i can actually watch 1080p or 4k videos
Sometimes the WiFi in my house is spotty so all the videos on YouTube are like 360p when i watch on my tv so i have to turn my Xbox on to watch from the YouTube app there because it’s a hardwired connection and so i can actually watch 1080p or 4k videos
November 28, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Definition of first world problems:
Sometimes the WiFi in my house is spotty so all the videos on YouTube are like 360p when i watch on my tv so i have to turn my Xbox on to watch from the YouTube app there because it’s a hardwired connection and so i can actually watch 1080p or 4k videos
Sometimes the WiFi in my house is spotty so all the videos on YouTube are like 360p when i watch on my tv so i have to turn my Xbox on to watch from the YouTube app there because it’s a hardwired connection and so i can actually watch 1080p or 4k videos
Michael Jordan, also where i discovered schoolboy q lol
(if you're a fan) what's the first song that made you a Kendrick fan?
November 27, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Michael Jordan, also where i discovered schoolboy q lol
Devil in a New Dress
What is the most legendary beat to you? I already know Grindin’ is up there for many… so what else? Lol
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Devil in a New Dress
That time of month where i upset myself by looking at homes in other places in the country that are massive and have like a -.86% property tax rate that i could actually afford lol
November 27, 2024 at 4:00 AM
That time of month where i upset myself by looking at homes in other places in the country that are massive and have like a -.86% property tax rate that i could actually afford lol
Doing a Sunday roast and afternoon tea next week this trip about to be extra British lol. Gotta figure out how to do some imperialism to really get in the spirit
November 26, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Doing a Sunday roast and afternoon tea next week this trip about to be extra British lol. Gotta figure out how to do some imperialism to really get in the spirit
When the hot dog cart guy asks what i want on my glizzy
November 23, 2024 at 5:20 AM
When the hot dog cart guy asks what i want on my glizzy
I’m not going to be able to get MUSTAAAAAAAAAARD out of my head for a long long time
November 22, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I’m not going to be able to get MUSTAAAAAAAAAARD out of my head for a long long time
Sending a message in the work team channel that gets hella cry laugh emoji reactions
a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer
ALT: a man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computer
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Sending a message in the work team channel that gets hella cry laugh emoji reactions
How in the FUCK did i used to commute 2 hours each way to be in the office 4 days a week? I just did 2 days back to back for the first time in maybe a year and i am fucking beat lol. Was i just tired all the fucking time or was i built different back then
November 21, 2024 at 2:35 AM
How in the FUCK did i used to commute 2 hours each way to be in the office 4 days a week? I just did 2 days back to back for the first time in maybe a year and i am fucking beat lol. Was i just tired all the fucking time or was i built different back then
Wow i actually know and actively listen to someone on one of the last 2 rows of one of the days lol
November 21, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Wow i actually know and actively listen to someone on one of the last 2 rows of one of the days lol
I’m not gonna claim to be good at COD, but every time i go on the cod subreddit every post is like omg this gene is so hard im getting destroyed meanwhile i have a positive k/d so either i am half decent or the skill based matchmaking is doing me a lot of favors
November 20, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I’m not gonna claim to be good at COD, but every time i go on the cod subreddit every post is like omg this gene is so hard im getting destroyed meanwhile i have a positive k/d so either i am half decent or the skill based matchmaking is doing me a lot of favors
If i could go back in time i would hunt down whoever leaked Jai Paul’s album and make it so they couldn’t do that and i feel like the world would be a better place right now if i did that
November 20, 2024 at 4:07 AM
If i could go back in time i would hunt down whoever leaked Jai Paul’s album and make it so they couldn’t do that and i feel like the world would be a better place right now if i did that
Every news story about the new administration education policies makes me happier i decided not to have kids. We’re about to have some DUMB motherfuckers running around in 20 years
November 20, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Every news story about the new administration education policies makes me happier i decided not to have kids. We’re about to have some DUMB motherfuckers running around in 20 years
This would have done numbers on twitter 8 years ago smh
November 19, 2024 at 10:41 PM
This would have done numbers on twitter 8 years ago smh
I think the best part of this app is nobody likes my posts here just like nobody likes my posts on twitter. I’m just yapping into the void
November 19, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I think the best part of this app is nobody likes my posts here just like nobody likes my posts on twitter. I’m just yapping into the void
Lmao twitter is literally loading ads into my timeline as i scroll that app is so irredeemably cooked
November 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Lmao twitter is literally loading ads into my timeline as i scroll that app is so irredeemably cooked
Bought some conditioner for 50 bucks which sounds insane but i needed something that was 50 bucks to get 50 bucks back on a purchase of 200 so in reality i bought a nice shirt and got some fancy conditioner for free #boymath
November 18, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Bought some conditioner for 50 bucks which sounds insane but i needed something that was 50 bucks to get 50 bucks back on a purchase of 200 so in reality i bought a nice shirt and got some fancy conditioner for free #boymath
You can’t arrest me I’m the
November 18, 2024 at 1:48 AM
You can’t arrest me I’m the