Colorado Naïve
@livin-in-your-shed.bsky.social
I go outside, I see something cool, I take a picture and bring it back here. Real people are cool, real art is cool.
Is this the place where they sensually grope each other and learn how to hot box farts in a u-haul for 14 hours?
December 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Is this the place where they sensually grope each other and learn how to hot box farts in a u-haul for 14 hours?
Thank god they got the ringleader.
December 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Thank god they got the ringleader.
She puts the journalist in “journalistic malpractice”
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
She puts the journalist in “journalistic malpractice”
Turns out, it was ‘roids
December 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Turns out, it was ‘roids
Hey, we need another 50,000 more articles about this. Actually, just paint her terrifying visage on the inside of my eyeballs.
December 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hey, we need another 50,000 more articles about this. Actually, just paint her terrifying visage on the inside of my eyeballs.
Boooooooring. Zzzzzzzz
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Boooooooring. Zzzzzzzz
That pic of her is my new sleep paralysis demon
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
That pic of her is my new sleep paralysis demon
it’s so pathetic how much cbs and a bunch of oil executives keep turning the charlie kirk manure over and over. Nobody cares about CK or his creepy wife.
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
it’s so pathetic how much cbs and a bunch of oil executives keep turning the charlie kirk manure over and over. Nobody cares about CK or his creepy wife.
I thought the mountain looked familiar and it is! They took that photo at Eldora so it’s North Arapaho peak.
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I thought the mountain looked familiar and it is! They took that photo at Eldora so it’s North Arapaho peak.
Fox News causes and encourages societal harm.
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Fox News causes and encourages societal harm.
Those greedy, crusty old bastards pulled the ladders up behind them. When they were in their prime, were they getting cock-blocked by artists from the goddamn 30’s? Fuck no. I have to be tormented by the fact that metallica still exists and sucks.
December 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Those greedy, crusty old bastards pulled the ladders up behind them. When they were in their prime, were they getting cock-blocked by artists from the goddamn 30’s? Fuck no. I have to be tormented by the fact that metallica still exists and sucks.
And we have a bunch of fuckin losers, following illegal orders and continuing to get paid for engaging in said illegal orders. Why are we paying a bunch of clowns to shit all over the US Constitution? Lookin at you national guard losers.
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
And we have a bunch of fuckin losers, following illegal orders and continuing to get paid for engaging in said illegal orders. Why are we paying a bunch of clowns to shit all over the US Constitution? Lookin at you national guard losers.
God, I hope they keep screwing with Comey even though he is innocent. I hope they spank his fucking stupid ass over and over because it’s his fucking fault we even had a first trump presidency in the first fucking place. Eat shit Comey, you ball-less fucking coward piece of shit.
December 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
God, I hope they keep screwing with Comey even though he is innocent. I hope they spank his fucking stupid ass over and over because it’s his fucking fault we even had a first trump presidency in the first fucking place. Eat shit Comey, you ball-less fucking coward piece of shit.
Tax strike. No more money for tyrants
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Tax strike. No more money for tyrants
You are a fuckin turd.
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
You are a fuckin turd.
And shove the fuckin bells up their ass too.
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
And shove the fuckin bells up their ass too.
Isn’t the DOJ busy trying to frame all of trump’s enemies with completely bogus charges by a bunch of unqualified hacks?
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Isn’t the DOJ busy trying to frame all of trump’s enemies with completely bogus charges by a bunch of unqualified hacks?
This has big balls written all over it.
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This has big balls written all over it.
I don’t care what the degenerate betting market thinks.
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I don’t care what the degenerate betting market thinks.
10,000 more 429lb losers.
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
10,000 more 429lb losers.
They can buy all these big named entertainment/news corporations. But who is going to watch their right wing garbage? Not me. What talented person is going to want to work for the fuckin saudis and that fuckin weirdo kushner? Not any serious person.
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
They can buy all these big named entertainment/news corporations. But who is going to watch their right wing garbage? Not me. What talented person is going to want to work for the fuckin saudis and that fuckin weirdo kushner? Not any serious person.
Join trumps’s goon squad. Shoot your fellow Americans, piss all over the constitution, get thrown under the bus to save whatever fox news anchor gave you illegal orders that week.
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Join trumps’s goon squad. Shoot your fellow Americans, piss all over the constitution, get thrown under the bus to save whatever fox news anchor gave you illegal orders that week.
None of the surviving ghouls at TP have any rizz.
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
None of the surviving ghouls at TP have any rizz.
So we’re back to being a monarchy eh?
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
So we’re back to being a monarchy eh?