time change is evil. signed, a new mom to a 4 month old.
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
time change is evil. signed, a new mom to a 4 month old.
my husband and i discussing whether we’d want another kid (our first is literally 6 w old lol) and he goes, “waiting 9 months for the baby was so hard i don’t think i could do that again.” oh, was waiting hard??? so was the pregnancy.
August 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
my husband and i discussing whether we’d want another kid (our first is literally 6 w old lol) and he goes, “waiting 9 months for the baby was so hard i don’t think i could do that again.” oh, was waiting hard??? so was the pregnancy.
freshly bathed baby is the best scent in the world.
July 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
freshly bathed baby is the best scent in the world.
Wordle 1,459 1/6
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on the day of my daughter’s birth no less.
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on the day of my daughter’s birth no less.
June 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Wordle 1,459 1/6
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on the day of my daughter’s birth no less.
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on the day of my daughter’s birth no less.
Wordle 1,444 2/6
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another incredible guess 💪
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another incredible guess 💪
June 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Wordle 1,444 2/6
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“going home outfit” this. “must have for hospital bag” that. i want as many free things as possible while there, im not packing shit.
May 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“going home outfit” this. “must have for hospital bag” that. i want as many free things as possible while there, im not packing shit.
in my hobo era of pregnancy where sweats and an XL shirt make up my wardrobe.
May 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
in my hobo era of pregnancy where sweats and an XL shirt make up my wardrobe.
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one of my best 💪
May 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Wordle 1,428 2/6
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very few things more humbling than a 24-hr urine test.
April 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
very few things more humbling than a 24-hr urine test.
how is my OB office going to call me at 4:50 asking me to call them back when we both know damn well they’re sending all those calls to voicemail that close to close of office???
April 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
how is my OB office going to call me at 4:50 asking me to call them back when we both know damn well they’re sending all those calls to voicemail that close to close of office???
when my mom tells me she got me the “useful things” on my registry and not the “silly thing” as though i was not the one who personally chose every item 🙃🙃
April 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
when my mom tells me she got me the “useful things” on my registry and not the “silly thing” as though i was not the one who personally chose every item 🙃🙃
if there is anything i have learned from pregnancy, it’s that advice from other pregnant or previously pregnant women is almost never applicable. i think it’s just a unique experience i must go through and figure out along the way.
March 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
if there is anything i have learned from pregnancy, it’s that advice from other pregnant or previously pregnant women is almost never applicable. i think it’s just a unique experience i must go through and figure out along the way.
to everyone who made fun of me for getting a ton of warranties with my new car, this is the second flat i’ve paid nothing for except my time. and that’s just my tire and wheel warranty!!
March 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
to everyone who made fun of me for getting a ton of warranties with my new car, this is the second flat i’ve paid nothing for except my time. and that’s just my tire and wheel warranty!!
cut myself on a knife for the first time in years doing a v millennial thing: cutting an avocado.
March 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
cut myself on a knife for the first time in years doing a v millennial thing: cutting an avocado.
things i am not looking forward to: having four animals and a newborn under one roof and losing one (or more) of said animals. got myself in a real pickle as they say.
March 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
things i am not looking forward to: having four animals and a newborn under one roof and losing one (or more) of said animals. got myself in a real pickle as they say.
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March 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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watching our guilty pleasure (married. at first sight) last night and i rated a girl a 6. devin scoffs and i go, ‘so what am i???’ he said ‘11.5 easy’ anyway i love my husband he da best no one else compares im so happy with him.
February 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
watching our guilty pleasure (married. at first sight) last night and i rated a girl a 6. devin scoffs and i go, ‘so what am i???’ he said ‘11.5 easy’ anyway i love my husband he da best no one else compares im so happy with him.
i told my OB nurse i was having crazy bad night sweats and she wanted to test me for TB lol
January 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i told my OB nurse i was having crazy bad night sweats and she wanted to test me for TB lol
tell me why most of the “mom” options for baby registries goes back to the baby? why even provide a classification if it’ll be bottle warmers and pacifiers?
January 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
tell me why most of the “mom” options for baby registries goes back to the baby? why even provide a classification if it’ll be bottle warmers and pacifiers?
more engineer gripes. one guy takes 10 min to cover an update that could have been written on a ticket. is it my job to coach him to shut the fuck up and write it down? so taxing to follow.
January 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
more engineer gripes. one guy takes 10 min to cover an update that could have been written on a ticket. is it my job to coach him to shut the fuck up and write it down? so taxing to follow.
if i don’t turn my camera on for DSU, no one else does. lmao. #engineersamiright
January 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
if i don’t turn my camera on for DSU, no one else does. lmao. #engineersamiright
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January 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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literally head-over-heels for my silly, adorable, funny, thoughtful partner in life.
January 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
literally head-over-heels for my silly, adorable, funny, thoughtful partner in life.
my hunger knows no bounds. while getting lunch i planned out my (carb-filled) dinner.
December 29, 2024 at 7:52 PM
my hunger knows no bounds. while getting lunch i planned out my (carb-filled) dinner.
JJ unwich w/ romaine is an instant mood-killer. gimme that crunchy, nutrition-less iceberg or don’t make me one at all.
December 19, 2024 at 6:47 PM
JJ unwich w/ romaine is an instant mood-killer. gimme that crunchy, nutrition-less iceberg or don’t make me one at all.