Love pissing off bald men first thing in the morning with my driving. Honk at me all you want I can’t see past the bus turning so I ain’t entering the intersection dude
June 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Love pissing off bald men first thing in the morning with my driving. Honk at me all you want I can’t see past the bus turning so I ain’t entering the intersection dude
Florence: “we’re hustling ass so Beth can get to therapy”
April 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Florence: “we’re hustling ass so Beth can get to therapy”
What do you mean Emily Gilmore are this every morning. There juice everywhere
April 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
What do you mean Emily Gilmore are this every morning. There juice everywhere
I’m back in the building again: my mom and I arguing about the correct way to make change (she wants to follow laws and I say you need to reek havoc to make change)
April 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’m back in the building again: my mom and I arguing about the correct way to make change (she wants to follow laws and I say you need to reek havoc to make change)
My older brother just asked if I have tried the AI ghibli thing and had to be the one to tell him no cause I respect the creator and all other artists who I can just commission. It’s a Friday morning lemme live!!
April 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My older brother just asked if I have tried the AI ghibli thing and had to be the one to tell him no cause I respect the creator and all other artists who I can just commission. It’s a Friday morning lemme live!!
Called my mom to rant about work only for her to say what’s happening at her work and it is WAY WORSE
March 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Called my mom to rant about work only for her to say what’s happening at her work and it is WAY WORSE
Took a sip of straight run wrong and nearly died
a man with a beard is wearing a white shirt .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a white shirt .
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March 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Took a sip of straight run wrong and nearly died
My boss asking for an estimate of materials we will need for a project
March 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My boss asking for an estimate of materials we will need for a project
Got a shag haircut and showing my family has gotten me the straightest reactions to it (excluding my lesbian sister)
February 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Got a shag haircut and showing my family has gotten me the straightest reactions to it (excluding my lesbian sister)
Showing Kai the infamous “gaycation” Reddit story
February 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Showing Kai the infamous “gaycation” Reddit story
Me waking up cause my coworker is calling me at 6:00am saying she’s sick and I need to go in early
February 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Me waking up cause my coworker is calling me at 6:00am saying she’s sick and I need to go in early
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Listen. Ekko and Jinx/Powder hit it all. Childhood friend to lovers. Enemies to lovers. End game. In all universes. Love time bomb. I love them
December 24, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Listen. Ekko and Jinx/Powder hit it all. Childhood friend to lovers. Enemies to lovers. End game. In all universes. Love time bomb. I love them
Finished arcane. Bring it on @captainkrail.bsky.social
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Finished arcane. Bring it on @captainkrail.bsky.social
Sending Cindy Lou Who to the back room with the sorting machine is an OSHA violation for sure
December 23, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Sending Cindy Lou Who to the back room with the sorting machine is an OSHA violation for sure
Asked Kai to turn off the lamp before bed. Lamp was on my side of the bed. Less than a foot away. They turned it off for me anyway. This is why I date them
December 20, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Asked Kai to turn off the lamp before bed. Lamp was on my side of the bed. Less than a foot away. They turned it off for me anyway. This is why I date them
Love my tweets getting screen shotted and underlined in red. It’s like I’m back in elementary school with my teacher grading my work lol
December 19, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Love my tweets getting screen shotted and underlined in red. It’s like I’m back in elementary school with my teacher grading my work lol
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What if,,,, I went to New york for New Years,,,,,,
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December 17, 2024 at 10:00 PM
What if,,,, I went to New york for New Years,,,,,,
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the group chat during new years eve
December 16, 2024 at 7:01 PM
the group chat during new years eve
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I met Robin right at the beginning of the pandemic. They were instrumental to keeping me sane throughout the lockdown and welcomed me into his life with open arms. He made a mod purely because he thought I was funny. They introduced me to so much of my community and best friends.
December 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I met Robin right at the beginning of the pandemic. They were instrumental to keeping me sane throughout the lockdown and welcomed me into his life with open arms. He made a mod purely because he thought I was funny. They introduced me to so much of my community and best friends.
Needs to be said here. @captainkrail.bsky.social is the person you wanna hug if you want the best hug in the world. Very lucky to have them as my friend and to be able to play in the ttrpg worlds they create. Such a caring and amazing person. I will do anything for them
December 16, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Needs to be said here. @captainkrail.bsky.social is the person you wanna hug if you want the best hug in the world. Very lucky to have them as my friend and to be able to play in the ttrpg worlds they create. Such a caring and amazing person. I will do anything for them
Arcane season 2 episode 3. Not finishing it. Living in delusion that the girlies kissed and that’s it. End. I’m not watching em fight again
December 15, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Arcane season 2 episode 3. Not finishing it. Living in delusion that the girlies kissed and that’s it. End. I’m not watching em fight again
Thank you Canada for the warm welcome home of 2 hours of straight traffic
December 10, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Thank you Canada for the warm welcome home of 2 hours of straight traffic
Drive for 9 hours alone and get very emotionally attached to a random car I was following in the snow storm for like 3 hours. I hope they’re doing well 😔✌️ I miss them
December 6, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Drive for 9 hours alone and get very emotionally attached to a random car I was following in the snow storm for like 3 hours. I hope they’re doing well 😔✌️ I miss them
Oh how’d you wake up this morning. I got woken up by multiple head bumps from this one
December 5, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Oh how’d you wake up this morning. I got woken up by multiple head bumps from this one