lizbethanne
@lizbethanne.bsky.social
liz, she/her, yelling about my bad opinions, tab’s number one fan, gunch appreciator
after last year’s “two toddler dj sets” fiasco, i made sure to tell my sisters that we’re a hard no on drum sets, etc. i thought we were safe.
and then jason’s (otherwise reasonable and wonderful) cousins sent a present.
and then jason’s (otherwise reasonable and wonderful) cousins sent a present.
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
after last year’s “two toddler dj sets” fiasco, i made sure to tell my sisters that we’re a hard no on drum sets, etc. i thought we were safe.
and then jason’s (otherwise reasonable and wonderful) cousins sent a present.
and then jason’s (otherwise reasonable and wonderful) cousins sent a present.
i love my son so much but this weekend has been bioterrorism and i am dying
December 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
i love my son so much but this weekend has been bioterrorism and i am dying
been up since 3:30 with sick toddler, but jason just made me a hot dog and now the world is good again
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
been up since 3:30 with sick toddler, but jason just made me a hot dog and now the world is good again
me: i don’t have time to watch a television series
also me: i have time to read the six books the series is based on
also me: i have time to read the six books the series is based on
December 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
me: i don’t have time to watch a television series
also me: i have time to read the six books the series is based on
also me: i have time to read the six books the series is based on
WENTWORTH JUST SAID “HALF AGONY HALF HOPE” AND IM KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
WENTWORTH JUST SAID “HALF AGONY HALF HOPE” AND IM KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING
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imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
i’ve been sick for the last week and while i’m very grateful that i’m sick and not ben, i would very much like to not feel like absolute shit
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i’ve been sick for the last week and while i’m very grateful that i’m sick and not ben, i would very much like to not feel like absolute shit
lmao in the course of reading this the cover has fallen off an the page edges are doing that thing where chunks randomly break off. it’s heading to the craft supplies once i finish, rip.
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
lmao in the course of reading this the cover has fallen off an the page edges are doing that thing where chunks randomly break off. it’s heading to the craft supplies once i finish, rip.
think this offer is still good?
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
think this offer is still good?
love this message! just for clarity, what’s your definition of “everyone”? because it sure doesn’t seem to include the palestinian people
Everyone deserves access to life-saving health care at a hospital.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
love this message! just for clarity, what’s your definition of “everyone”? because it sure doesn’t seem to include the palestinian people
i know screen time is bad but like what am i supposed to do when he wakes up before five am multiple days a week and i’m dying
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
i know screen time is bad but like what am i supposed to do when he wakes up before five am multiple days a week and i’m dying
i’m so sick of the frost!!!! why!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
i’m so sick of the frost!!!! why!!!!!
banned from the kitchen (chocolate chip cookies are in progress)
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
banned from the kitchen (chocolate chip cookies are in progress)
wee woo wee woo wee woo
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
wee woo wee woo wee woo
important boy meeting
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
important boy meeting
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olivia nuzzi might be one of the most insane people i’ve ever seen in the world of journalism. WHAT IS THIS LMFAO come on!!!!
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
olivia nuzzi might be one of the most insane people i’ve ever seen in the world of journalism. WHAT IS THIS LMFAO come on!!!!
the mummies will not harm the sirens because they can sense the good vibes
Are Newark’s mummies to blame for Devils’ bad injury luck? We asked the archeologist who found them
Archeologists found mummies underneath the Prudential Center. Are they to blame for Devils' bad injury luck?
www.nj.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
the mummies will not harm the sirens because they can sense the good vibes
we got taco bell on the way home from grocery shopping and unfortunately that means i ordered too many items and need a nap
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
we got taco bell on the way home from grocery shopping and unfortunately that means i ordered too many items and need a nap
they’re twins actually
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
they’re twins actually
just got a bad email and ate approx a pound of kringle, ama
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
just got a bad email and ate approx a pound of kringle, ama
we gave ben a haircut last night and he looks so grown up that i am crashing out about it because he won’t stay a baby forever
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
we gave ben a haircut last night and he looks so grown up that i am crashing out about it because he won’t stay a baby forever
urbain i am better than you in literally every way. my pokemon are stronger, my outfits are cuter, and i never missed a loan payment to the mob. stop BOTHERING me.
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
urbain i am better than you in literally every way. my pokemon are stronger, my outfits are cuter, and i never missed a loan payment to the mob. stop BOTHERING me.
i don’t know why my body has decided that my period comes early every month but i would like to register a complaint
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
i don’t know why my body has decided that my period comes early every month but i would like to register a complaint
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best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan