Lizzy Clarizio
@lizclarizio.bsky.social
Social Anxiety Social Worker Barbie
I think for the last 2 years I’ve thought One Battle After Another and Killers of the Flower Moon were the same movie
December 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I think for the last 2 years I’ve thought One Battle After Another and Killers of the Flower Moon were the same movie
You can take the girl out of Christianity but you can’t take the Christianity out of the girl
I cant stop preaching the gospel
The gospel of Heated Rivalry
I cant stop preaching the gospel
The gospel of Heated Rivalry
December 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
You can take the girl out of Christianity but you can’t take the Christianity out of the girl
I cant stop preaching the gospel
The gospel of Heated Rivalry
I cant stop preaching the gospel
The gospel of Heated Rivalry
Dammit I drank a coke at like 9pm and now I can't fall asleep
December 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Dammit I drank a coke at like 9pm and now I can't fall asleep
Thanks to my Heated Rivalry obsession, Instagram now thinks I’m a gay man, as evidenced by the hockey themed Sniffies ad I just got
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Thanks to my Heated Rivalry obsession, Instagram now thinks I’m a gay man, as evidenced by the hockey themed Sniffies ad I just got
The only thing I have planned today is walking to the store and making chicken tortilla soup
December 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The only thing I have planned today is walking to the store and making chicken tortilla soup
I love to get out of the bath and shake my feet off before stepping out, like a cat that accidentally walked through a puddle
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I love to get out of the bath and shake my feet off before stepping out, like a cat that accidentally walked through a puddle
I’m angry at the hoa so I’m gonna watch the gay hockey show again and drink a whiskey
December 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I’m angry at the hoa so I’m gonna watch the gay hockey show again and drink a whiskey
It’s almost midnight, I’m drunk, and I wanna flirt with someone
December 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
It’s almost midnight, I’m drunk, and I wanna flirt with someone
Can I get 72 more shows exactly like heated rivalry please?
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Can I get 72 more shows exactly like heated rivalry please?
I opened my windows for fresh air this morning
I left my house in only a sweater
There are ants by my back door
Is it mid December or mid March?
I left my house in only a sweater
There are ants by my back door
Is it mid December or mid March?
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I opened my windows for fresh air this morning
I left my house in only a sweater
There are ants by my back door
Is it mid December or mid March?
I left my house in only a sweater
There are ants by my back door
Is it mid December or mid March?
I’m gonna leave the kombucha I bought tonight in my cup holder and tomorrow afternoon when I leave for work I’m gonna be so surprised and happy.
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I’m gonna leave the kombucha I bought tonight in my cup holder and tomorrow afternoon when I leave for work I’m gonna be so surprised and happy.
Been on the verge of a panic attack for most of the day and haven’t been able to therapize myself out of it ✌️
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Been on the verge of a panic attack for most of the day and haven’t been able to therapize myself out of it ✌️
Wait I just remembered the time an old coworker of mine found meth in someone’s apartment and literally just flushed it without asking anyone what he should do
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Wait I just remembered the time an old coworker of mine found meth in someone’s apartment and literally just flushed it without asking anyone what he should do
I gotta say, I’m pretty happy to see that everyone is kinda done with Spotify wrapped this year, what with last years design sucking and the whole “they run ads for I*E” thing
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I gotta say, I’m pretty happy to see that everyone is kinda done with Spotify wrapped this year, what with last years design sucking and the whole “they run ads for I*E” thing
I have to be the most fuckable citizen in this jury duty reporting hall
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I have to be the most fuckable citizen in this jury duty reporting hall
My hair looked phenomenal today. But I was roasted when my niece hugged me and said “your hair feels like carpet.”
Girl yeah that’s called curly hair frizz!
Girl yeah that’s called curly hair frizz!
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
My hair looked phenomenal today. But I was roasted when my niece hugged me and said “your hair feels like carpet.”
Girl yeah that’s called curly hair frizz!
Girl yeah that’s called curly hair frizz!
Alright fine, I’ll rewatch Bridgerton season 2
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Alright fine, I’ll rewatch Bridgerton season 2
Me: I don't have anything to wear to Wicked
Also me:
Also me:
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Me: I don't have anything to wear to Wicked
Also me:
Also me:
What’s it called when you’re genuinely happy something good happened to your friend and also have the uncontrollable feeling of it should have been me. Envy doesn’t feel like it covers it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What’s it called when you’re genuinely happy something good happened to your friend and also have the uncontrollable feeling of it should have been me. Envy doesn’t feel like it covers it.
Once I figure out how to make my washday curls last longer than 20 minutes, it’s over for you bitches
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Once I figure out how to make my washday curls last longer than 20 minutes, it’s over for you bitches
Is it Frigid-Aire or Frigi-Daire?
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Is it Frigid-Aire or Frigi-Daire?
When I’m sick, I’ll drink 2 cups of coffee and then go right to sleep
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When I’m sick, I’ll drink 2 cups of coffee and then go right to sleep
I think I staved off the sick as long as possible. I feel like death.
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I think I staved off the sick as long as possible. I feel like death.
Yall ever tried hanging out with your friends? Good shit.
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Yall ever tried hanging out with your friends? Good shit.