Every time I kill a mosquito or a fly, I feel like the karate kid.

I’m always surprised when my tube of chapstick runs out.

Tell me you foster puppies without telling me you foster puppies….

100% thinking of buying an Alexa Dot just for the foster puppy room to make it easier to play soothing sounds for them.

Okay, trying this again.

Maybe it’ll stick this time??

WHO KNOWS.

Hi. Hello.

Another day and Jim Jordan isn’t speaker of the house.

Happy Friday!

Hi. Hello? Any bets on how many platforms we’ll all try out before we find “the one?”

Will there ever be a “one” again?! WHAT ARE WE DOING.

Anyway. Hi. I’m here now. Cool.