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Me when someone asks how long it's been since I was folded into a pretzel and had the attitude pounded out of me...
an older woman is crying and says it 's been 84 years
ALT: an older woman is crying and says it 's been 84 years
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January 12, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Me when someone asks how long it's been since I was folded into a pretzel and had the attitude pounded out of me...
Is it just me, or do you know you’ve given yourself a good orgasm if your legs seize up so hard it hurts to walk the next day?
January 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Is it just me, or do you know you’ve given yourself a good orgasm if your legs seize up so hard it hurts to walk the next day?
Fancy-tits Friday)
January 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Fancy-tits Friday)
I found a bruise while showering, it’s dark! Women wake up with WTF bruises, but this bitch is dark!
December 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I found a bruise while showering, it’s dark! Women wake up with WTF bruises, but this bitch is dark!
I was pup-sitting and one got excited. It happens!
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I was pup-sitting and one got excited. It happens!
