I think pregnant women should shove mini iPads into their wombs so the fetus has a screen with which to look. Let’s just go for it.

I see so many videos of people opening Christmas present while standing up. That’s weird, right?

#netflix really dropped the ball not having a Knight Before Christmas sequel where Vanessa Hudgens and Sir Cole have to travel back to 1300’s England for a quest.

So what in the hell did I listen to before this podcast? @danbernstein.bsky.social #312sports

I thought having a pope from Chicago would bring blessings to the city, but #Yungblud doesn’t have a Chicago date so…what’s the point?

Thanks for nothing Pope 🥺

Canceled #hulu and #disney because they are cowards.

‘And if any gay people are watching’ made me cackle #tonyawards

Here is my solution. The 25 states that pay most in fed taxes get 3 US Senators. The 25 that pay the least get 1 US Senator. The money is coming from their citizens pockets so they should have more say in how it’s spent.

NOT these reps from MS, AL and all. It’s infuriating.

I teach two really cool 3rd grade girls. 😆

I don’t care if the Democrats never win again. It’s time to start a progressive party and leave behind the fossils. @aoc.bsky.social can be the face of the party. I’m over it. They pretend to be better than the GOP but they’re really not.

The #hallmark movies have rom but not a lot of com.

Wasn’t that hilarious when they showed shots of Lions fans looking a little nervous at the end of the game? Adorable. #bears #lions

Remember in It’s a Wonderful Life when he ‘saves’ his ‘wife’ from being an ‘old maid’ and working in a ‘library’ like a loser and living ‘alone’ without the 4 kids?

What a jagoff. Just jump already.

My first bluesky post will be in honor of Jake on #caturday
He is a bit of a contrarian. 💙