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Lizzy Littlescale
@lizzylittlescale.bsky.social
30/(she/they/it/goth)/minors dni
Artist, musician, shitposter, sad and trans egoth girl thing
Obsessed with the color green
I tried to build the shittiest table i could concieve of just a slab of wood and four 2 x 4s screwed in. It was somehow cheaper to order a desk on amazon and modify it.
Marx would have thoughts about this one.
March 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Struggling to remember the term free-use: "uh...open source kink?"
February 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I haven't been normal since they introduced me to the concept of a teacher's pet

"That's a type of girl?" I asked, interpreting the phrase far too literally
November 29, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Sucking your dick like it's a clogged weed pen and I intend- no, NEED to take a blinker rn
November 22, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Nah, can't hang rn
Taking a bath in my lingerie
You wouldn't understand
August 17, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I have the best big sister ever
I'm gonna marry her
August 17, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Y'all don't know "getting fucked so hard I can't walk" until you bottom with IBS/Chrons
August 14, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Referring to my polyamorous lovers as "Valued Shareholders"
June 6, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I sentence you to 1000 hours in the 00's themed dungeon!
May 25, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Contending with the Dad x Thermostat instinct by reminding him that if it's warmer then I will wear less clothing
May 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
You're in her dms, im in her bed violently waking up from my nightmares we are not the same
May 11, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Yeah dude, cause the bear isn't gonna ask me to name three Sisters of Mercy songs and then belittle me when they're not deep cuts. I don't know what's hard to understand about this.
May 4, 2024 at 11:16 PM
I wish they made weed that tastes like bubblegum flouride
May 4, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Call me a tranny pack the way I'm hanging on her waist
April 8, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Had to take an exam for my robot clown license
Yeah it's called the Jest-Turing Test
March 17, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Why is it that like two scrambled eggs is like a good amount of eggs for a meal but two hard boiled eggs is like nothing??
March 15, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Reposted by Lizzy Littlescale
March 14, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Ma'am, that is my emotional support fetish
March 15, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Donate your body to disco
March 1, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Sir, a second Placebo album has just hit the goth transfem
March 1, 2024 at 5:48 AM
If no one else got me I know the disco does 🎶
February 29, 2024 at 5:01 PM
This isn't an era it's an eon, mom!
February 25, 2024 at 7:15 PM
If u need me I'll be busy being hand-fed imitation crab, thank you
February 20, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Escape from the Dog Kennel
February 7, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Messaging all my haters:
"👉👈 Are you mad at me? 🥺"
February 1, 2024 at 10:36 PM