We no longer need The Onion. What a shame.

Interesting!

Ikr. He kept yelling about how unfair it was that 95% of cars owned in Japan are…wait for it….Japanese made. What idiocy.

IRL they were struggling today. It was kind of funny; but I wouldn’t be laughing if I hadn’t already transferred my 401k into bonds when the dumbfuck was re-inaugurated.

Thankfully, Dollar and Twenty Five Tree is so short staffed they don’t have time to change prices so I’ll go wipe them out tomorrow (after the climate hoax tornadoes pass through town tonight.)

I read Mieville’s This Census Taker last week and really enjoyed its unique style.

Scattered All Over the Earth by Yoko Tawada and Germinal by Emile Zola.